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Game reviewer Canon
| I like when they shit on game reviewers and play the Cuphead Tutorial to make themselves out to have better opinions
| "This is one of the most profound video games in history."
"Moments like these are why this is one of the most profound video games."
"Why ... is deeper than you think."
And of course the good ol:
"And that is why [insert any Zelda game here] is the darkest Zelda game ever made!"
| >>963600 If platformer is not your specialty and you don't want to put in the effort to master the basic of it, then just don't review it.
Imagine some movie critics making a review of seasonal anime and then complain about how they can't watch past the first 3 minutes because the anime has no english dub.
| "the year is 199X and blank just blanked"
| I am so utterly tired of every saying "xxx is a masterpiece". Literally every video that has that title spends half of it critiquing the game but just concludes with "hey i liked this game so it's a masterpiece"
| the best game you never came to
the hidden truth behind porn
you are the villain in masturbation
how sex changed the game
the odd history of penis
i played with boobs for the first time
this cock was never touched for decades
differences between testicles and testicles hd (hd went woke)
the successful failure of semen
how tits trigger you!
why rhythm gamers hate intercourse
i made a game with only strippers
secrets you missed in ass trailer
| "You wont last 30 seconds with this game"
| Personally I loved when game reviewers who had evil alter egos that forced them to play bad games
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| Scott the Woz
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| List stuff you'd see YT game reviewer say or talk about:
"superman 64, big rigs off road racing, sonic 06, bubzy 3D, Ride to hell: Retribution are some of the worst games of all time!"
"Et was so shit, It almost cashed the industry!"
"Mario 64 might THE most influential game of all time"
"Only the crackpots who made it thought the N-gage was a good idea! At least they weren't as high as the folks who made Ballan wonderland"