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Daddy Sakurai
| He also made Super Mario Mario and Super Mario Luigi, as well as Zelda Link, Zelda Zelda, Zelda Ganondorf and Kirby Kirby with a lot of love. Also Meele Star Fox Fox who is considered a tier god. Sad Sonic Sonic doesn't get more love. Or Metroid Samus gets modernized. But it works for Donkey Kong Donkey Kong.
| Joke aside on this stupid thing calling Steve Minecraft Steve when half Smash's rooster are just common and more popular names than Steve,
Sakurai is just a normal person, who cares a lot about games as he would play them. One of the best pilars on Nintendo and gaming industry.
| >>713334
That's why I love him! I'd gladly let him have his way with me, but he strikes me as the type who would politely decline, which only makes him even better!
| Danger/d/ would like a word with you lol
| Totally get you. Sakurai big hot
| >>714287
For real though! Like, this is some shit I feel like someone would say as a joke, but I genuinely find Sakurai really fucking attractive. He might be 50, and I'm not much into older people, but he looks SO good for his age and he just radiates "hot" despite it all. His charisma, his looks, his eyes (as in I would probably straight up "arrive" if he looked directly at me) and he just seems like someone with such a good heart and on top of that he works so damn hard! So hot!
| >>713393
I should make a /d/ thread about Sakurai, but at the same time I don't want his name used in such a degenerate place. I just want to appreciate this beautiful man. I know that the opening words of this thread were on the meme-ish side of things and horrifically misspelled, but my love for Sakurai is real! So therefore I will not be the one to defile him like that.
| >>714969
I am not a cultist! Call me a simp, call me weird, call me hopeless. But I am not in any cult. Sakurai would not want people to fetishize and worship him in that sort of way, so I refrain from it.
| >>715002
Yeah! You should! Having beliefs or things you appreciate has nothing to do with cultism. If you're in a cult and try to convert people and stuff, then, yeah. It's a cult. But there's nothing cult-like about having personal beliefs and interests.
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| He's handsome. He's got. He's straight up sexy. He's got charisma. He made Minecraft Steve on Smash a reality. He probably has a big dick too, I can tell by his face.