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Minecraft with americans

| So my friend is hosting Minecraft and the server is a bit laggy since I am from another continent and at some point I start to get a "remote host closed connection" error with me being unable to login so I asked them what was going on and they just say

"It's your brazilian internet"

And since my internet sucks sometimes I just waited a few hours until it worked again, tomorrow however my friend from the same country as me started to suffer the same problem..


| Their answer? "It's your internet, it's working just fine" and after a few hours it began happening to me as well, unable to join and play so I just searched a bit. after doing all the known solution it still happens so it was safe to assume it was on their side. Their answer?

"It's your brazilian internet"

I tried to flex with me playing on chinese servers and my free server host that was dogshit but even ran better. Their reaction?

"It's your brazilian internet"


| I try to tell the host that it's on their side over and over

"It's your brazilian internet"

Host clearly don't want to bother fixing their shit because it was only me and my friend having issues, an hour later and I am able to join and they killed my fucking cat! the reason? "cuz murica"

We all live in the same (Minecraft) house but you know what? I'll drone strike their fucking house, that's what they fucking deserve.

Will post screenshots tomorrow.


| Go get em Julliane Wick


| In my last modded playthrough my "friend" was calling everyone names because nobody knew how to use tech mods.
Minecraft is supposed to be fun, if your friends are toxic then it's probably your brazilian internet.


| +1 vote for going Julianne Wick on their asses for killing your cat. Make sure they get the reference too. I'll help if the server is password only and not using a whitelist.


| I lost my g/u/rlfriend a few weeks ago, probably cause of shitty brazilian internet.


| Thankfully in this server we got a mod called Create and there is a block that builds schematics for me, so I made a schematic that was 2x2 TNTs, made the schematic deploy


| at the center of the house where the chests are located (not exactly deployed, yet!), Placed a few redstone torches around the deployed schematic and I went a few hundred blocks away from the house and placed the schematic cannon, but guess what, gurls. Lag spike happens and now I can't connect.

https://i.imgur.com/BfWY75e.png


| >>646250 It's whitelisted sadly


| I've remembered they've got 3 wither skeleton heads on their chest, so I'm going to grab it and spawn wither inside their house using the same method.


| Lol go get em! Gud lick mate


| pega eles krl

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