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Give me your favorite one liners from vidaya.
| Nuke dukem
| "Ohhhh.. Your Fucked!"
| "I don't have your stone! And FUCK YOU ANYWAY!"
| "It's almost scary how good I am!"
| You can't catch me! I'm faster than ten fast men!
| "Got something that might interest ya."
| "Got it MEMORIZED?"
| "It'sa me, Maario!"
| nano machines son
| warui ne
| kept you waiting, huh?
| In the pipe, five by five.
| "should I stick my dick in the toaster?"
| "Everybody alive? Holler if you're dead."
| "Enjoy your new asshole"
| Nepu!
| "it's no use!
| Bury me with my money.
| Not really a one liner, but a quote: And youll find yourself standing at its decrepit gate, without really knowing why
| "gime yer damn loot"
| I'll be fine.
| "Can I fuck her after you, Mario?"
| "IDW DA NYA!"
| THIS CANNOT CONTINUE
| More a quote but:
"I've been dead for 35 years, today is the day I live"
| "Kept you waiting huh?"
| What the goodness!?
| VAE VICTIS
| The enemy: "YOU'VE.. KILLED.. MEEE"
Zelda: "Good."
| "Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!"
| my legs hurt
| "The name is...Coffee and MILF"
| "I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies"
| "It's a me, Mario!"
| "Why are we still here, just to suffer?"
| "I am the morning sun, come to vanquish this horrible night!"
| If you win, I hate you
| ILL BREAKE YOUR FACE!!
| >>396324 Deus Ex
War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other.
| "oof" from roblox
| "Cunts"
~British CT on CS:GO
| Yo, buddy. You still alive?
| "Man committed a sin, destroying the original thing man was responsible to! To protect the louife cycle!"
| Everything that lives is designed to end. We are perpetually trapped in a never ending spiral of life and death. Is this a curse? Or some kind of punishment? I often think about the god who blessed us with this cryptic puzzle, and wonder if we'll ever get the chance to kill him.
| What is a man, but a miserable pile of secrets?
| Get fucked.
| LOOOOADS OF MONEEEEH! Grab it while it's hot!
| Yyyyoooshiiiiii~ ヽ(^o^)丿
| Kiryu-chan!
| You're small time.
| SORE WA CHIGAUYO
| Asobi wa wori da!
| Kept you waiting huh?
| Kazama Kiryu singing Judgement, or "Boss get down! The enemy sniper."
| My name is Connor I'm the android sent by Cyberlife.
| I DIED....IN PRETEND
| *lip smack* wgat a rotten way to die
| Do you feel like a hero yet?
| A future is not given to you. It is something you must take for yourself.
| Ready for the mosh pit, shaka brah
| BEWARE, I LIVE!
| COME ON YOU BIG DRIP, WHERE U GOIN'?!
| LoOk At YoU hAcKeR, a PaThEtIc CrEaTuRe Of MeAt AnD bOnE, pAnTiNg AnD sWeAtInG wHiLe CrAwLiNg ThRoUgH mY cOrRiDoRs. Do YoU eXpEcT tO dEfEaT a PeRfEcT, iMmOrTaL mAcHiNe?
| "HE'S TRIPPED THE REACTOR THIS PLACE IS ABOUT TO GO SUPERNOVA"
| "I can feel my brain cells committing suicide one by one"- Sir hammerlock, borderlands 2
| Do you like hurting other people?
| "I think it's time for Jack to let 'er rip!"
| Avatar! Know that Britannia has entered into a new age of enlightenment. Know that the time has finally come for the one true lord of Britannia to take his place at the head of his people. Under my guidance, Britannia will flourish. And all the people shall rejoice and pay homage to their new... Guardian. Know that you, too, shall kneel before me, Avatar. You too, shall soon acknowledge my authority. For I shall be your companion... your provider... and your master!
| HOW DO I OVERLOAD THE REACTORS?
| I'm a god, how can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
| All your base are belong to us!
| >>401073 >>401075 Oh yeah, for some reason it reminded me of that Volus from Mass Effect 2 who's high on red sand. He says something similar.
| "Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England"
| "ah nuuu cheeki breeki iv damke"
| "I need a weapon"
| Never hunger, never tire, never fear...
| > I WILL DESTROY YOU! [spammy]
> ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
> STUN - THE INSECT
> Let's... not talk about it.
> ALICE - THE RABBIT <3
> HELIUM MIX OPTIMIZED
> It WiLl Be A sIlEnT sPrInG !!!
> HUMELEEATION!!
> "Plasma bomber spotted"
> "HOW can yoU chALLENnGe a *PERfect*, imMORtal maCHINe?"
| Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We are all pawns, controlled by something greater: Memes.
| "Another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good Job."
| Stop right there criminal scum! You violated my mother
| To protect the loiurrf cycle! I have a made a creature to rule over mankind!"
| It's time to kick ass and chew ass. And I'm all outta ass
-Duck Cuckem
| We'll make diamonds out of their asses
| My Vision Is Augmented
| Have you tried getting a job?
Jill Cunt Denton
| I've been dead for 35 years. Today is the day I live.
| "Sorry to keep you waiting!"
And then, when you defeat the final boss,
"Sorry to keep _you_ waiting!"
And then you get three times the content you thought you did.
| *CHOMP*
| "Don't go crazy,
Don't go crazy,
Don't go crazy,
Don't go crazy,
Don't go crazy..."
& you realize she's talking to *you*
| 1) "Nyeh heh. Thank you!"
2) "Killing a person ain’t no big deal. Just put the gun to their head… POW!"
2) "THIS TOWN IS FULL OF MONSTERS, HOW CAN YOU SIT THERE AND EAT PIZZA!?"
3) "I've covered wars, you know."
4) "I don't know if anyone will ever hear this.. It's all over, I'm the only one left."
4) "The answers are all in the light."
| LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID
| "It's almost harvesting season."
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| and then try to guess where it comes from.
-"I'm here to chew ass and kick bubble gum. and i'm all out of ass..."