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Post Random Vidya References

| For Gomez!


| Download more RAM!


| Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure.


| "I wish I could bounce..."


| "Gentlemen, welcome to Dubai."


| "They played us like a damn fiddle!"


| "Report to the ship as soon as possible. We'll bang OK?"


| >>325968
Sauce pls?


| What's a man?


| "We're meeting G over there..."


| JC Denton, in da fresh!


| In a former life I was a mule dragging a stone plow up a hill in Northern Thailand.


| >>326152
Gamer poop


| Beware, I livre!


| *live


| "GET READY FOR THE NEXT BATTLE"


| You! Invaders! Get you the hot bullets of shotgun to die!


| ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US


| I am a floating bomb. I am a floating bomb... Sweeeet. :)


| So... * chunks, huh?


| MY FACE IS MY SHIELD!!


| >>326359
I HUNGER


| HONOR GUIDE ME!


| >>327073 RUN, COWARD! RUN, RUN, RUN!


| >>327263 BEWARE, COWARD!


| >>327332
RRRRAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRRR


| "Girls do their best now and are preparing. Please wait warmly until it is ready."


| Time is an ocean in a storm.


| "SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAACE!! WANT IT! NEED IT! HHHHMMMRRRRGGGGGHHHHH. FACEFACEFACEFACEFACE!!«


| I'm sharp, I can come up with something... OK... Find someone who knows what you want to know and threaten to kill them! Yeah! Then kill them! Woo-hoo!!!


|


| "Let's mix drinks and change lives"


| I'm in the middle of some calibrations


| DON'T FORGET ME


| Go home to tour mommy!


| *your


| >>331193
C'MON BOY


| >>325968
If you go fiddling with any cocks around here we'll have a real BIG PARTY!


| >>331397
"Oh no, Count Dracula?!"
"Wrong. It's Cock Blockula."



| 3, 2, 1, LET'S DUST!


| >>331320 See you in hell!


| "Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve you sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit."


| "Stop right there, criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! I'm confiscating your stolen goods. Now pay your fine or it's off to jail."


| "It's all over, lawbreaker! Your spree is at an end. I'll take any stolen goods you have. The next move is yours -- Pay your fine, or I haul you away!"


| "Then pay with your blood!"


| "You should have paid the fine!"


| "You ... I've seen you... Let me see your face... You are the one from my dreams... Then the stars were right, and this is the day. Gods give me strength."


| >>332398
Stop right there, criminal scum! You violated my mother, you ruined my wife, I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!


| Hello my friend. Stay a while and listen.


| >>cce88b Let's get to bashing butts, as well as deez nuts!


| Bubbly bubbly~


| Oh shut it, you one—eyed turtle!


| >>332869 Have you been to the Cloud District? I'll have you know there's no PUSSSSSSY to be found


| "Harman, the World won't change. All it does is turn. Now, let's dance..."


| "Oh barf."


| >>cce88b haha I love it


| "A huge wave of zombies is approaching"


| Tick tock. Tick Tock. TICK TOCK.
TENNOOOOOOOO.


| I'll be fine.


| You're the one to get it done!


| Agents are.... GOOOOOOOO!!!


| How can you choose cold metal over the splendor of flesh? But you fear us; we hear your thoughts and the rage for your brothers who you believe dead but they are not. They sing in our symphony of life.


| How about YOU suck my cock


| THANKS FO STANDING STILL WANKAH


| >>334580 HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAALP!!!!!


| >>334502 Are you ready for a SACRIFICE???


| Why are we here?


| Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone. Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect immortal machine?


| Destroyer the Core


| *Destroy


| "THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES! APOLOGIZE!"


| Overly intricate COMBO!


| Put gem in mouth


| Try tongue but hole


| Finger but hole


| Huge but hole ahead


| You travel within the glory of my memories, insect. I can feel your fear as you tread the endless expanse of my mind. Make yourself comfortable... before long I will decorate my home with your carcass.


| FOR KVATCH!!


| It's a BOMB.


| >334944

I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream?


| >>335514
*monotone voice* A bomb.


| What a shame


| "I am the Milkman, My milk is delicious".


| >>335518
System Shock 2.


| I never asked for this.


| Stick with the prod, prod with the prod.


| Again changes to hell


| 6 shots. More than enough to kill anything that moves.

"Fails to kill something that moves"

Twelve shots. This time i have twelve shots.


| WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOORRRR!?


| As encontrado unas ovejas


| >>335737
*Smack lips* What a rotten way to die.


| Hewwo


| Continuation of >>325398 Look at them, they come to this Place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through its Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void.


| Clem!


| You spoony bard!


| So, what is it exactly that you want me to do?


| >>337042
Twooooooo Grakata


| Burgers, burgers, it's all we have in mind


| I WAS EATING THOSE BEANS


| This house is dangerous, there are terrible demons, ouch.


| Why don't you rest your head in your arse


| I've been waiting for this!
× Yes ○ No


| You think you can beat me with that, líder?


| *loser


| You think you can beat me with that, loser?


| Are you a boy or a girl?


| AF 3H17 MBAD!SLEEP TOO LATE

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