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David Cage makes bad games and you should feel bad
| He gonna make the money tho, like a french uwe boll. But with more money, and a loose grasp on narrative structure.
Definitely some auteur theory gone wrong.
| David de Grutola*
| Who dis?
| That's david cage real name. Froggy wanna sound murican.
| David cage is a fucking hack.
| David have been uncaged and he is becoming mad with power.
| Danger/v/, for once we are in agreement
| Cage is a creepy shithead, hope Detroit flops as it rightfully should.
| It's not going to flop unfortunately it's got a lot of people really excited about it
Source: I'm the gamestop employee begrudgingly taking preorders on the game
| I do feel bad. But not because of David Cage because of boy troubles.
| I loved Omikron, I loved Farenheit, David Cage is still a creepy wackjob. I'll just buy Detroit used so he doesn't get my money.
| Can't wait to watch sbf play Detroit: Beyond Two Indigo Humans
| I wouldn't say bad, but mediocre
| BEYOND TWO HOLES
| Oh gods what did some game designer do to piss you off about a game that isn't even out?
>>292063
Ok now I'm curious. You need a real spectacular shit record to be the Uwe Boll of anything.
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| he is also is a creep and abuses his employees