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Honest video game summaries
| Okay, I'll bite;
A game where you aid those who will become Al-Quaeda, and cause chaos in a war-torn part of Africa, kidnapping Soviets, Mercenaries and child soldiers along the way, all in the name of revenge.
-Metal Gear Solid 5
| Visual Novel about living in distopian world were you rise your own genetically engenered slaves and fucktoys who created to adore you and fuck them and pretend that it's ok and nothing really bad happens.
- Nekopara
| A game where you intentionally become the biggest slut you can and you enjoy every moment of it.
- Violated Heroine
| A game where you break matter apart with the inexplicable powers of telekinesis. All must bow to your supreme might. Oh and there's a timed mode .
World of Guns: Disassembly
| Kids fight aliens
-earthbound
| >>264625 Kids clone themselves into robot bodies to kill an eldritch horror from outside their dimension. That befriended a real shithead. And it is only stopped by the power of prayer.
| You fly around in a tin can and latch on to giants backs and you violate them from behind until little guys come squirting out of the giant. Also the game had 'Getting away with murder - papa roach' which made the slap fight against spider bro super epic
-Mech assault 2: Lone wolf (love that game so much)
| After being a corporate slave for who knows how long you decide to leave a stable and relatively easy easy job for fucking farming.
-stardew valley
| You go around dying to anything that moves in an attempt to kill gods and other people who are minding their own business 'cause some religous (or anti religous) snake dude told you to. And you end the game either on fire for the rest of your life or dooming the world.
-Dark Souls 1
| You, and your squad of British D0SH loving eradicators fight never-ending hoards of Mechanical/Biological zombie rejects, and it's (Not very smart)invisible, chain gun/rocket-launcher armed creator. All the while shouting British slang at them, welding doors shut, and using strange meds that could be worse than that time the Friday night Kebab was bad.
-Killing Floor 1
| Robot wakes up in a cave. Saves species of humanoid bunnies from being turned into weapons.
-Cave Story
| Some emotionless trips, falls, and becomes the god of a world full of nice, misunderstood monsters who are now at the mercy of their new, genderless overlord who's powers are only topped by the evil spirit that is trapped inside them.
-Undertale
| A roguelike adventure through dungeons filled with dangerous monsters in a quest to find the mystifyingly fabulous Orb of Zot.
- Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup
| You're running away from a Microsoft expy who wants to monopolize all energy sources in the universe. You ally with their rivals, do a bunch of errands then gets captured and escape, saving the universe by yourself and getting fed up by all this shit. Then you fight a giant disembodied nose using a carrot-shaped ship which fires hot-dogs.
-Tyrian
| Your a 9 year old who walks outside and sees a kid dresses as an elf beating the shit out of some blond kid. Next thing you know, you're farting on the balls of a crossdressing kid who is a nazi zombie.
-South Park: The Stick of Truth
| You take drugs and explore while taking more drugs and feel depressed in the end.
-Yume Nikki
| You go to the DEVIL's Tower and kills DEMONS. While you climb the tower, you find WEAPONS to kill MORE DEMONS with excessive violence. You are looking for two hot chicks who went to the tower to kill the DEMONS living there, but they weren't big and strong enough.
You are a cute girl who wears a long skirt and battle mittens.
Except whe you're not, then you're Sasuke.
- Ys Origin.
| You're butthurt that your little brother was sacrificed in the name of god so you go on a long journey of revenge to kill a priest.
-Tales of Berseria
| A top down 2d shooting game! Press Z to fire, X to lock-on, and C to bomb.
- Crimzon Clover
| Play ball with your neighborhood! That's it. That's all you do. Well, except you then listen to them talk about their personal lives, the relationships, the heartbreak, the estranged father, and a secret that nobody would suspect.
ACTUAL FUCKING SPACE ALIENS.
Let's Catch.
| Youre part of an invisible men society that trains puppies in order to fight the white fog that has conquered the world
Nintendogs
| You transfer to a new school, and on thw first day someome random fucker dies, then you listen to some retarded rumor and get the ability to jump into tv's and summon demons that fight other demons for you while hanging out with the most lit squad in history.
-Persona 4
| you and your asshole cat enroll in a school to learn how to make bombs and shit but end up fucking an alien
-Mana Khemia
| A not-so-sane driver by the name of Max Damage joins a ""Competition"", where the future is shit, the people are like your guy mentioned above, and there a load of really bad puns everywhere. Racing around smashing each other to shit, killing shit, and racing around shit(not really).
-Carmageddon 1/2
| A group of orphans finance their traveling spree by attacking animals and stealing crap from random houses.
-Every Final Fantasy and RPG ever
| Small drugged lolis call you daddy
-Bioshock 2
| Dude inherits an antique timewatch from his grandfather which turns back time. The catch? He can only turn back time by five minutes every hour. Watch him fuck every hot babe in the school, his sister and a fucking hot apparition in this chinese cartoon game.
Chrono Clock
| hikikomori does drugs, sleeps a lot, and then commits suicide. Yume Nikki
| You fuck a fish.
"Glub glub, he whispers."
Also there's an actual gay dating sim but fuck that
-Coming out on top I think???
| What if your typical JRPG troupe just fucking hated each other?
Koudelka.
| Penguin save human from penguin supremacy
-TAGAP
| Dolphins are fucking assholes
-wadanohara and the great blue sea
| Be a dad and beat up some goons
-Yakuza 6
| Everything you do is pointless, everyone is going to die, there is nothing you can do, you spent like 100 hours on this shit, memento mori: remember you are mortal,remember you will die. -p3
| Man kills giant and endangered animals because god told him to. -Shadow of the Collosus
| Ninjas. In space. That are robots. And they shoot things with big guns and shoot other things with slightly smaller guns oh and there's dogs and cats too and fashion
-Warframe
| >>fbc6ec >> wtf, now I want to play Berseria. Still have to slog through Symphonia before I even start Zestiria :/
| Robot with gun
-Megaman
| You crawl through mud behind enemy tanks to outflank and wipe enemy squads with dank LMGs. You get rekt by an OP bomber the moment you start capturing the objective. -Battlefield 1
| Unstoppable militar mayhem! Also aliens, mutants and other weird shit. Pick a gun, shoot anything that moves and watch the beautiful explosions!
- Metal Slug
| Pull needles all around the island to awaken a dragon sleeping below.
- Mother 3
| You drive a fucking car. Very fast.
-Gran Turismo 3
| You pilot a mighty airship with precision and quick reflexes, until you realize you're losing and throw out all your careful strategy and start ramming head-on into the other ships.
-Guns of Icarus
| A haiku
Robot shoots lemons
Saves the world from evil guy
Has a bud Zero
- Mega Man X
| You shoot people and move around fast!
- Quake 3
| You lose your friends after beating the shit out of them.
- Literrally every fighting game
| You molest and rape the daughter of your mothers friend but its not rape because she likes it
-Hizashi no naka no riaru
| You always aim for the balls
-Every sniper elite game
| Military trained parkour experts blow shit up and each other up on the regular while making muns in an irradiated shit hole while spouting one liners that would make John McClain blush.
| Well, half of them anyway. The other half aren't even military trained but in the grim darkness of 2021 mercenary work is the only way to pay off college tuition.
| -Dirty Bomb
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| Describe your favorite video game honestly, listing name at the end, for example:
A game where you play as a murderous terrorist that illegaly enters a foreign city, assaulting civilians, doing drugs and kidnapping little girls by murdering their guardians.
- Bioshock