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How do i get a fucking PS4?
| Sell your organ, sell your sex, blow your dad, rob the store, leech in a friend's house with PS4, watch Let's Play/Stream, get a low paying sidejob and do it for several months
| >>131931
>lifehack to make quick money
>not wanting to get fucked
Choose one.
I mean.. leeching, watch LP, and getting a job won't really fuck your life. Oh yeah, if you have a PC with i7 CPU and a decent GPU, you can emulate Persona5. But if you don't have PC to begin with, it's cheaper to buy a PS4.
| Kidnap a homeless person with no family and sell their organs
| Sell some of that mota.
| Give up. Join the club
| Sell forged documents
Become a hired killer
Sell toenails to a pervert
| You get nothing. You lose. Good day sir.
| That's the most obnoxious storytelling I've ever seen. It's like you studied knowyourmeme right before you posted.
| Hmm when you get a ps4 use share play
| Is it hard for you to find a job?
| Become a drug lord, do like breaking bad when it still was popular
| >>132374 I mean i'm -18 and in Mexico thats like you become a drug dealer or you have no fucking job laws are laws and no one will pay a "kid" to do almost nothing
| Forget the ps4, join the PC MUSTARD RACE
| You're mexican, you're supposed to be able to get away with just about anything. Ever though of theft?
| thought*
| I originally got a ps4 by saving only tips from my job for like 5-6 months until I finally went and bought one on a black friday sale.
| Don't, vídeo games are a waste of time go study
| Study study study
| Or study how to make games so you can play test your games while still working
| Bloodbornes not even that good tbh. But maybe its because im comin straight out of ds2 sotfs so maybe thats why i dont like it much. Bought it on accident and have probably played it three times. I'm glad it was on sale.
| Learn programming. You can program on fucking shit smartphones.
Make some goofy meme app and earn money.
| Just fucking get a ps4 like bruh
| To get PS4 is easy: just steal
| should of moved to murica
enter taco bell sweeps
get free PS4 (got one that way)
| OP, all I can say is study hard and get a decent job. Hate to sound like a parent, but if you really want a PS4 rn, it's gonna require some shady shit or things that you'll regret in a year or two. Take it from someone who's been in a similar situation, build yourself up and get a stable source of income (idk if uni is an option for you). Learn to save money and then you'll be able to pay for what you want.
It sounds tough, but the world isn't about to give you a free lunch.
| get a job lol. What's a few side jobs to make $200~ for a craigslist ps4
| Become a drug lord, buy ps4 with drug money, give the rest of the money to an institute studying how to turn all humans into lolis
| Lol
| To make money fast, you gotta have a decent laser printer first. Then you just print money with tp, ez.
| Programming. Just learn it and do what you want: freelance, sell viruses, etc
It's very profitable, you know
| >>137127 you don't even have to go that far, a couple frontend gigs and you're good, frontend pays relatively well with low difficulty in minor gigs
A friend of mine got around $200(R$600 but I'm lazy to make the exact conversion) just to add a carousel banner to a homepage once
| 。。amm....
| WHAT the...
| How about becoming a paper boy?
Or stealing loose change from wishing fountains?
Or gathering recyclables to sell at the place?
| >>137354 i just heard that one virus seller making ~300.000 rub (around 5000-5500 usd) per month, and he is 17 and learned programming around 9 months on that moment
Not bad, oh?
| No you can get one for free by taking a shit in a random orpans throat in front of a US border patrol screaming ''FREE GASTONICHO FOR YOU LITTLE shit''at the top of your lungs
| (._.) (•_•) (._.)
| Not sorry
| Become a furry artist
| There's always the drug lord option if you're interested....
Think thoroughly, easy money, high people, power, fame, PS4, converting all humans to lolis
It is a sweet deal all right...
| Steal shit, sell that shit, buy drugs with that money, sell the drugs, buy a ps4, dont sell drugs ever again. I did that for a cool PC (?)
| I will give you one if you
Run down a crowded street ass naked wearing nothing but a tiny pink tophat screaming 'IM A POWER RANGER WITH THE POWER OF BOTH GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE' at the top of your lungs. Post a video on youtube
| Suicide Noose is the best home console there is.
| BECOME A FUCKING DRUG LORD ALREADY BUY YOUR SHITTY PS4 AND GIVE THE REST OF YOUR MONEY TO THE SCIENTISTS WHO WILL MAKE PEOPLE BECOME LOLIS YOU FUCKER
| Steal one from your best friend
| Be a Trump supporter make youtube videos ask for paterons
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| Okey, so long story short:
>be me
>be -18
>be a taco
>Trump
>now mexican bananas are worth nothing
>stores are bitches
>no discounts
>fuck.jpeg
>Amazon
>father says no to ir
>fuck.pptx
>used (((broken))) shit
>no PS4s
>FUCC.moe
I just want to play Bloodborne, Persona 5 and fucking God Of War.
Any lifehacks to get money or just a fucking PS4???