Europa Universalis V is amazing!
| >20+ years of the same singlethreaded engine
>no real content outside of europe
>content inside europe doesn't work
>meta is converting into orthodoxy because it skips the events that do exist (council of trent, treaty of tordesillas)
>potatoes don't even work and the entirety of mesoamerica is in permanent starvation as a result
>>you know, the one civilization which famously eliminated famine
>farting gives you 200 antagonism centered on your mom
| >stealing maps gives you 200 antagonism centered on gay
>5 different kinds of mana introduced
>>when one of the selling points of 5 was that they're no longer going to have mana points
>colonization results in your colonies flipping to being ruled by natives, your colonists culture converted to native culture and your investment lost
>>this is good because equity
>even if you manage to avoid it they're hardcoded to rebel in the 1700s no matter how well you treat them
| >the colony ships magically turn the colonists into your primary culture
>the meta is colonizing a very densely populated area then exporting the colonists back home as primary pops
>do i even talk more about colonization at this point
>the entire population of india is slaves at game start
>>this is good because equity
>>>there is no real way to free the slaves, even if you conquer the slaveholding nation, so slavery is a permanent institution
| i genuinely could keep going
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| It's great that I didn't have to wait for patches for the game. I've played for 100 hours now and only encountered one crash, and there were almost no bugs. And the game is better than the previous game in every way, especially the excellent map