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For some reason whenever I pee my heartbeat gets faster and stronger

| It is happening since March when I donated blood


| That wasn't blood, it was heart urine and you need to get it back!


| >>991478 can we hire you? We are offering 50,000$ per month

Your profession tasks would be:
-sit on chair
-you would be connected with water and toilet system
-sometimes you would get some pills to eat to support pee etc.
-your heart would be connected to rotors which generate energy

We don't have name for it yet but probably human-volcanic energy pump


If you are interested please contact us:
[email protected]


| Occam's razor says you don't get enough exercise.


| >>991486 are you for real?


| >>991494 well I weight 130kg


| >>991502
Wow, you should run with me bro.


| >>991526 I have broken kneecaps


| Pissgirl

January 2024


| >>991534
aw, that sucks. have you tried swimming instead? it's good for building stamina and is kind to the joints


| >>991618 Never tried to. Idk how I am in water


| Pissing is exhilarating


| Ball kansa


| Pissing gets me going like that too I can feel the pressure cording through my cock

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