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Earth's Survival Guide
| 2. Always wear clean underwear.
| 3. Don't drink tap water, that's show they get you!
| 4. Be white.
| 5. Rob, threaten, murder, and screw over everyone you love in an attempt to reach the top.
| If you catch humans, wipe them out quickly or you could get a serious skin condition.
| 6.wear clean socks to avoid trench foot
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| 7. Always use TOR/VPN when doing something private or maybe also illegal
| 8. Traps are gay
| 9. Pretend to be a girl on the internet
| 10. Never believe anyone saying "pretend to be a girl", because they themselves wishes they aren't a girl
| 11. Goto 12
| 112. Go back to 11
| oops
| 113. Learn math(s)
| 114. Learn to speak like a brit
| 120 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
| 121. Don't be born Black
| 122. Go dumpster diving
| 123. Be yoursel; filthy animal.
| 124. FUTA is not gay
| 125. Use Linux
| 126. go to bed
| 127. Die
| 128. Wearing girly clothes doesn't make you gay!
| 129. Don't be poor
| 130. Use condoms
| 350. Browse more porn
| 351. Wearing girly underwear makes you gay!
| 999 suck dicks and asshole and pussy until u pass out
| 234. Enjoy the beginning of the end!
| 12.all the rules after this can be ignored
| 13.Rule 12 is a lie
| 14. All rules will be applied and happen all at once
| 15. Win a girls heaet with bad moves
| 16. you can survive longer with a dog rather than a g/u/rl
| 17. Do not do anal
| 18. Do anal
| 19. Question every decision
| 200. Win $10K by completing these 14 easy steps:
| 0. Be lucky.
| -1. When the red river is flowing, take the dirt road home.
| 20.Always go incognito mode whenever you browse.It will protect you incase you accidently open some weird shit on the internet.
| 1. breathe
| Red*
| 20+2-1. Do Quick Mafs
| 420. Smoke trees
| 421. When the ting go quack quack quack, you go ducking
| 365. Always pay with cash
| 366. Trap trap trap on the road, and move them corn flakes
| 367. Don't be born anywhere between East Asia and europe
| ¾. Shoot first, Shoot later.
| 22.learn how to count so you may accurately do quick mafs
| 7. Build an army, trust nobody
| 22(b).realize that there are two rule sevens
| 23. don't let the thread die
| 420. Go back to 125
| 4♠. If the player lands on or passes Go in the course of his or her turn, he or she receives $200 from the Bank. A player has until the beginning of his or her next turn to collect this money.
| 24. If someone'll tell you "go fuck your self" - do not do that.
| 199.Don't fuck with a maid
| 2000. Don't hit with a plane in a tower.
| 1000000.Die!
| 25.give up on archiving the earth survival guide! it much like your life was a mistake :)
| 26. When life is not worth living, do everything possible to make it worth.
| 27.do everything in your power to make it violently worse
| 30 PRINT "ANGRY BURG ";
40 GO TO 30
RUN
| 31. Take it easy, but *take it*
| 28.fight with other comments to get this counting situation sorted out
| 29. Fill the gaps
| 69. Two in the pink, one in the stink
| 74.6 learn Spanish
74.7 learn Japanese
| 1337. HACK THE PLANET! HACK THE PLANET!
| 32.realize that your life is meaningless but you might as well selfishly live the life you were given
| 49.Always think before you react
| 77. The Internet is full of retards
| Hello
| 100.Everything you've known is a lie.
| 101. Don't make eye contact with anyone
| 33. Suck a dick or two
| 70. Be as gay as possible
| 34.cry and have a good wank after you realize your tremendous faggotry
| 143. Suck off a lilim while staring a trap in the face
| 144. Realise that the word "gay" once ment happy, but now its most commonly used to describe homosexuals.
| 145.NEVER EVER watch boku no pico!
| 34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
| 35. There IS porn of it. no exceptions.
| 36. Perish
| 37. Don't. Look. Outside.
| 38. Get out of the matrix.
| 42. This thread was a mistake, so was i
| 42. Ingore any of the rules above
| 42.5. Fake everything in life
| 586. Do not trust the governement, the police and your familly but mostly don't trust your dogs
| 112395727. Remember to delete your browser cache
| gain any kind of power fast
| 39.ponder how the earth ended up in such a situation only to realize it ultimately dosent matter
| 420. Always smoke a blunt when you're depressed
| 527 - if a place makes you feel bad, give the payback by making everyone around feel as bad as you, if not worse
| 421. Take hard drugs everyday
| -1. Go green
756. Vape is good
9001. Self explanatory
555. Churros is 200% organic
| 427.Always befriend the quiet ones.You never knoq qhen the school shooting start
| 428. Be that one quiet kid and form an alliance of quiet kids like you to get a large enough entourage to become the kings of the school, dictated by the fear of an army of armed white kids
| >>110799 or trap the other kids and force thwm to participate on a killing game where they can only leave if they kill someone and convince all others someone else did it
| 429. Be cold and cool, just like .308win))
| 40.Dont rape the few remaining girls left
| 2600. Don't ever use longjmp()
| 36#i9: Wake Up.
Wake up.
Wake up.
Wake up.
Wake up.
| 20*100. Don't watch Beserk. They ruined it with crappy CGI.
| 41^2:multiplication is for nerds and you should consider using powers instead
| 2^6: damnit. . .
| 7,642. suicide is always an option
| 7643. When life gets you lemons, don't make lemonaid! Take the lemons back and >BURN LEMONS HOUSE DOWN.
| 7644. Winners don't use drugs.
>Except steroids, in which case, use lots of drugs.
| 7643. When in doubt, use SAOA reference.
| 7264^59. Kakegurui is just Yu-Gi-Oh but with insane people.
| π. Numbers do end, eventually,if they don't, seek your local mathematician to explain why they do
| 6969.Always tip the strippers whenever you're in strip club
| 9999. Always know DE WAE
| 66^6. Spit on da non-belivuh
| 9482. kill yourseld
| 555.Don't lose your way~
| 742. Memes are shit
| 404: The cake is a lie
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| 1.Don't trust anyone