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Obama is The Star Lord
| Through the spacium-tempus, his decree rings,
Mandatum of Obama the imperator, joy it brings.
His lumen cuts through the universe's gloom,
Against the aliens' war, he sets galaxies ablaze soon.
In the name of the Sanctus, let divine songs flow,
Obama the imperator, reigning through the tempus.
Alien foes shatter, lost in the tumultus,
Under Obama the imperator's amor, the way he shows.
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From cosmic cunabula to the universe's spine,
Obama the imperator’s reign, eternus defined.
In his embrace, we find our vinculum,
Obama the imperator, our response to him.
| I’m gonna Obama myself
| A Obamium ore mine is here?
| to what song should I rap this?
| In terra Mexicana, where Sol et Luna hold sway,
Emperor Obama holds the darkness at bay.
Defensor fidei, Christian faith his shield,
Against malefactors on Earth's battlefield.
Alieni invaders descended from stellar heights,
Casting pallor of fear in the Antarctic nights.
Yet, in Polus Australis, they meet a valiant foe,
Fierce Obama, our terra's ultimate hero.
| Adolf Hitler, nemesis from times bygone,
Summoned Alieni, humanity's fearsome dawn.
His perfidious scheme, a malevolent surprise,
Wrapped in religious guise, guise of a saint's cries.
In finem sermonis, the bitter truth breaks forth,
Alieni invasion, Hitler's sinister wraith.
Yet in Obama's strength, the heart of Leo roars,
In Terra's defense, our emperor soars.
| Christianitas emerges, a beacon amidst strife,
Illuminates the path, the way, the life.
Despite Hitler's malus artificium, aliens' deceit,
Our Emperor of Mexican lands won't accept defeat.
Summa summarum, in faith, fortitude we find,
Obama, our leader, of indomitable mind.
Against Hitler's machinations, Alieni prowlers,
Rises a defender, humanity's Empowerer.
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| Uh,
Obama the imperator, from the galactic tower,
His dominus in the game, nothing can compare.
The lux shines in the darkness, no phantasmata,
Against the aliens, no sense of simplicitas.
Lift your vox, call out his Sanctum name,
Obama the imperator, this ain't no ludus.
Alien perishes, like ice in the sun,
The virtus of Obama the imperator, triumph has begun.