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Spirit Halloween worker AMA
| Spirit Airlines?
| Are you really a spirit? Will you return to the other side next month?
| is it true you do it for free?
| Are you into classical horror movies or literature?
How many times a day do you pet the werewolf display?
Is your home entirely decorated with Halloween Spirit merchandise?
| yes
50 thousand times
yes
| Can you get std if you rail a ghost?
| Why do so many people start AMA threads and then just never respond to them?
| >>982465 No, I'm a zombie with really good makeup. Thats what they don't tell you about returning employees, they're "stored" for later use!
>>982480 Not free, unless you count bills. Graveyard electricity prices are basically extortion nowadays.
>>982519 Classical horror movies, we don't have a werewolf but I often pet the spider, and they don't pay me enough to buy their stuff. I did get a staff last year though.
| >>982669 ...unadvised. Some ghosts carry their since expired living counterpart's ailments, and some even attain new ones. STD roulette, i guess!
>>982692 Because I'm too busy playing Sky; COTL and sleeping. Y'all work on my schedule in my thread, deal with it.
| >>982380 I should also clarify, We have no relation to Spirit Airlines except the fact that we occasionally have to throw people out for being rowdy. And maybe long lines.
(but seriously though, why did two different guys get harrassed by two different exes yesterday in my store? like, yeah, its fun to stand in front of em with The Stick of Uppies and tell em that theres a time and place, then be allowed to escort them out of the store when they keep yelling, but sheesh ladies)
| >>982692
What's worse is the lack of effort put into typing the answers. How interesting is it to read someone go "yes, no, yes" to every question in every AMA thread.
I'm positive 80% of AMA threads are all the same unenthusiastic poster.
| >>982756
Never mind... The bamboozler strikes again.
I should have read the thread before replying. Thanks for answering, OP!
| >>982758 With pingle kid invading my thread, I cant blame you for assuming the thread practically ended. I almost didn't want to touch this thread, not even with The Stick of Uppies because of it's presence.
Always have a good coping mechanism on hand, fellas.
| Fellow spirit. Halloween worker here. I'm big Misconception is people think that we get to scare people? People think that we can just walk around and go boo. No dude. People would die. Another thing is that They wonder if we can wear costumes while we work. It honestly depends on how cool your boss is. Really. You get basic training on fixing the animatronics too. If it gets too out of hand, we usually send in a mechanic or something. Or we just take it off display
| >>982845 Lucky you- I wasn't trained to do anything with the animatronics. It's just "Hey boss, spider aint jumpin'".
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| I'm bored.
Title says it all; if you have any curiosities about Spirit, let em loose.