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I wish I was taller
| I wish I was 30 centimeters tall and had a wingspan of 150 centimeters or more.
You can have the remainder of my dimensions if you like.
| I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
| L a e o s h i
| It's fine you'll live longer, in fact you'll live long enough to see yourself become even more short :)
| Taller Deerdan
| I wish I had a rabbit with a hat and a bat
| i wish i was a high flying dragon made of gold and diamond tail with pearl teeth breathing liquid nitogen ectoplasm
| Manlets, when will they learn
| Jokes aside I would kill for 2-3 cm I'm just 1.88 cringe
| I'm 1,80 m which sucks because I NEED a tall strong gf that could snap my neck in the blink of an eye.
Once met a girl like that but that was in a clinic (hot), she was polish (hot), and a literal prize fighter (hot)... but she was lesbian.
Should I trannymax to get her, gurls?
| I wish I was like five-foot-six so I can get with Miss Polski
'Cause she don't know me but, yo, she's really fine
You know I see her all the time, at the clinic where I go
And even in my dreams, I can scheme of ways to make her mine
'Cause I know she's livin' phat
Her girlfriend's short and she plays sport, so how am I gonna compete with that?
| 'Cause when it comes to playing sport
I'm always last to be picked and in some cases never picked at all
So I just lean up on the wall
Or go to the clinic with the rest of the guys who came to snip their man ball
Dag, y'all! I never understood, cock
Why the prize get the fly girls, and me, I get the hood rats
Got hit with a ban and put in timeout for talkin' that mess
I confess it's a shame
When you lurkin' on a site that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
| I wish I was dead
| Drink some milk shorty boy
| No, don't, it's a trap by big pharma profiting of patching you up after hitting your head on all door frames.
In all seriousness though back pains and health issues in general only increase as you get taller. There's a reason there aren't many old tall people around.
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