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| I sleep upside down! :3
| I play gacha games upside down! >:3
| ⎛⎝( ` ᢍ ´ )⎠⎞ᵐᵘʰᵃʰᵃ
| /|\ ^._.^ /|\ Here is some interesting and slightly lewd bat trivia!
Researchers were surprised to find that the female short-nosed fruit bat (Cynopterus sphinx) performs oral sex, or fellatio, on males to prolong copulation. Although fellatio has been observed in juvenile members of the chimpanzee-like bonobo, this is the first time fellatio has been seen in adult animals other than humans. Researchers argue that for bats, fellatio likely has evolutionary benefits.
| I remember seeing a bat once as a kid. It was hanging upside down on our terrace at night and I thought it was so cool. Then I got scared it would bite me and went back inside...
| >>968780
I have a similar story but the bat flew into our house and we had to get the neighbours help to catch it with a net in order to release it. I managed to get a good look at it after we catched it and it was so cool because the fur was bright yellow and black. I had no idea bats could be this colorful.
| sounds a bit batty
| OP you fool. You are supposed to enter "v" as the fangs
| bat soop
| DICK
SUCKING
BATS
| (㇏(♡ ᢍ ♡)ノ)????????????????????…
| Stupid kaomoji messing up my post. /|㇏^•ᵥᵥ•^ノ|\
| I give up. Time for beed. Don't drink and danger/u/
| *bang*
>The bat dies
| Do you girls get it? Like, BAT an eye. And this is the bats thread. Bats are so smart. I am also a bat.
| I'm going to bat myself
| batchest
| I'm Batman
| Bats are on my top 5 favorite animal list. Make sure to remember that.
| this thread might as well be a baseball field the way everyone is up to bat
| I prefer fish, fish are second to none
| #FishGangRiseUp
| Ah, a fellow fish enthusiast
| Fuzzy fuzzy bat frens...
| >>8ebda2 SILENCE! The bottom of this thread is FISH AREA ONLY. Just like our fellow fish of the deep, we swim at the bottom of this thread while the bats fly high at the top of the thread. #FishGangRiseUp
| Bratty bat ...... Needs correction ????????????
| #FishGang
Coelacanth is my spirit animal
| Oh, what a load of carp! Bats > Fish
Some species of bats prey on fish but there's no species of fish that prey on bats. You don’t have to be a brain sturgeon to figure out which is the superior animal. Checkmate gillfriend.
| Batty brat....
| Batty bat....
| Bratty bat...
| cum in that bat boys bat batussy
| Some species of fish have preyed on humans. You don’t have to be a brain sturgeon to figure out which is the superior animal. Checkmate gillfiend.
according to your logic
| >>969925
Your logic is broken because humans prey on fish to a much larger degree than fish prey on humans. Chechmaté gillfriendo.
| >>c8076b
Technically as a species, fish have been around on this earth longer than bats have. They evolved as some of the first lifeforms and it shows that they are superior since they have been perfecting their evolution for a longer amount of time. There is a reason the earth decided fish needed to make up a large population of this earth and some species of fish can survive at depths not possible for most creatures. AND some fish can use "echolocation-like" abilities! #FishGang
| Bats are batter than fish though
| I love bats
| bats. more like flyong rats!
and they spread all sorts of doseasd, too
| >>970020 how dare you! that is not true. bats only spread kindness anything else is fish propaganda.
| All hail fruit bats
| Bat Poopoo Can Be Used to Make Gunpowder and explosives.
Speaking of bat poopoo, also known as guano, they are high in potassium nitrate (saltpeter) and are often used as fertilizer. The saltpeter can also be extracted for use in gunpowder and explosives, and bat guano was an important resource for that purpose during the American Civil War.
| >>970497
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes.....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes.........hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutne
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| Any bats here? Hiiii