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Can someone love me?

| I really need you right now anon...


| sorry fam, if you didn't find love yet, that just means you're unlovable. move on


| smash hed wit nearest rock, ok? <3


| I don't know anything about you, how could I love you?


| No, I already love someone who doesn't love me back.


| I love sex.


| I love you g/u/rl but you won't want me to once we've met


| J xbou up ivh boe ljtt zpv bopo...


| >>2c3314
oh BABY WHEN U SAY IT LIKE THAT..I CAN RESIST. NGGGAHAAHHHH CMERE YOU


| maybe for the right price


| >>2c3314
Jesus loves you, g/u/rl, just the way you are.


| You are helping anons, thank you. I appreciate all of your voices!


| un-luv yourself


| What are you, Lain so I shall love you?


| >>966054 she's not lain.
t. lain's stalker


| Xiz bsfo'u zpv qsbjtjoh nf bopo...?


| try turning into Pomu


| I require affection anon, please hand it over...


| >>966346 my affection now gurl


| Ipx ebsf zpv ublf bggfdujpo gspn nf...


| I have loved your mouth


| >>965898
I'm not anon, but... *sends some love*


| Nah.


| >>966346 gotcha, what do you trade that for? It gotta be have equal or higher value dood


| >>1aeef4 Ipx ep zpv joufoe up dpnnju uijt bdu...?


| >>5b9ce0 I'm not a dude, I'm a g/u/rl...


| only g/u/y's browse the internet. girls are way too busy doing their hair, nails, and makeup to ever find us g/u/y's in our secret bunker known as the internet


| >>966591 Dick or gtfo, attention whore


| all loved is sould out sorry, more love can be may available in Q3 2046, reservation in queue now costs 9668$ (last queue is now 3 759 952#)


| >>966571 bruuuh, just answer the question no cap


| *reservations just include right to have avaibality to buy love, price of love is paid seperately, based on inflation etc. recently was loved sell 2 years ago for 869628792726$


| What kind of love do you need OP?
Romantic, Paternal, Familiar, Friendly Platonic, Quirky Rivalry love?
You should be more specific g/u/rl.


| >>966654
yes


| OP doesn't have their ID anymore...


| >>966706 AND? we're doing illegal traffic of affection substances here, back off kiddo. This is a real chemical, you've gotta be yet old enough to get on board, ya hear me?


| >>8e50ba
I can buy love...?
>>72d243
I rather leave that up to you...
>>af7cc0
I'm not a kid or a dude...! These chemicals will be mine right...?


| |Tfy...!
|Tfy...!
|Fssps...
|...Sfcppujoh...
I really need you right now anon...


| >>2c3314 Okay. That's enough g/u/rl. You're getting loved whether you want it or not. I'm not going to be gentle.
*loves you so hard you get K.O. and fall on your gaming chair*


| >>72d243 I didn't know such affection was possible...! A-actually, thanks!


| >>966742 you're welcome, darling.
*faints on your couch because of so much love*


| >>966719 not yet, love is sold out but you can pay for reservations!


| >>6b9fc5
I guess I'll take a reservation...
>>72d243
Are you saying that love is faint...?


| >>966898 perfect! ^^ please send me contacted ammount of your money in this Bitcoin wallet: yhdHebc63rb


| I love sex


| >>6b9fc5
Alright then...*transfer complete*
Now I just gotta wait...*slump*


| How dare you slump...!


| >>966975 silly, I'm just scamming g/u/rl, there is no love only passive income. And there is no love for g/u/rls what slump, you won't even get guys attention on onlyfans


| Fish


| I love sex


| You g/u/rls can't produce your own dopamine?

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