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In this thread we will use asterisks. *points at you menacingly*

| We must NOT let the TRADITION die.
*whips out a gun*
You better RESPECT our CULTURE and start using ASTERISKS *points at the entrance of the thread* RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW.
*trembles with anger*


| *stab you*


| *fuck your mouth*


| >>962765
>>962767
Now that's the spirit!
*starts using a vacuum cleaner to catch two spirits*


| *types a message without asterisks*
Ha, too easy.


| Asteriks?
What about Obeliks?
*glances nervously around*


| *uncakes your cake*


| >>962767 mouths your fuck


| >>962772 Hah Ha! *makes a glitch in the fabric of reality*
>>962774 oh those two! They are wandering around my thread of course! That's a good reference! *lifts a giant menhir with ease*

>>962781 Now that's quite evil. *reports you to the list of most wanted criminals in the world*


| jokes on you *I am the NSA*


| *hits the griddy like there's no tomorrow*


| *Reads thread with little to no interest*


| You can't make me! *pouts*


| *teleports behind you*
heh
nothing personnel...kid...


| >>962832 huhuhu... Are you sure? Because it looks like my charms have affected you already. *grins like an idiot and throws a wink*
>>962833 *my eyes open wide with surprise* Na-Nani?!?!


| >>962834
chu~ *kisses ur cheek and then teleports again*


| >>962846 *blushes a lot*
Oh my...


| >>962762 sure i will respect it, but first, *reloading gu-


| And what Obelix?


| Wait i forget i'm dea-


| >>ecb7b9 Rest in Peace, cute g/u/rl.


| >>962927 thank you *hugs you"


| >>962794 *Point my finger in madness* *Speaks loudly about the inconvinient manners shown*


| what...the...zucc


| >>962932 You're welcome! *strongly hugs you back*


| >>962940 Mark Zuccerberg? *starts breakdancing*


| *dies cutely*


| >>963176 Noooooooo!!!!
*cries uncontrollably*


| *begins charging my thread ending ultimate attack*
heh heh heh...sorry g/u/rl..but this thread has gone on long enough. say goodbye


| *Grabs popcorn* Nice thread


| >>963539 not so fast! You unruly g/u/rls speak like you already won!
*Places a super magitech shield device on the ground to protect the thread*
My super shield won't break by your tomfoolery!
>>963567 hey you lazy g/u/rl!!
Help me put more of these! *hands her some more magitech shields*


| >>963574
ohhoho. your super magitech shield stands no chance. not even your threadly allies are coming to your aid. plus, I've stolen your girlfriend from you and I will make her my princess after this thread is destroyed. *kisses your girlfriend smack dab on the lips*


| >>963655 well I'm going to steal your mom
*steals your mom like a boss*


| *dramatically takes off wig and mask*
Hey, a job is a job


| *boobs*


| This thread feel as cyb now
-Unit No. 816385


| >>963574 *takes a nap, using a magitech shield as a blanket*


| >>963798 sleepy g/u/rl... *kisses your forehead and tucks you in your blanket*


| *seduces your grandma* Look at what you MADE ME DO *makes out with your dad* NOW I CANT STOP *slaps your mom's ass* I CANT STOP NOW *flexes seductively at you*

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