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Saving the universe

| Reality is unstable, there's too much dessert in the Milky Way so we're erasing all but one of them from existence. Which dessert should we save?


| And why is it pie?


| Because pie is versilate and tasty


| versatile*


| because it'd be fucked if it was beans instead


| >>961655 this nigga eatin beans for dessert


| I'dd liwee to fet somw deserrrt on the, plate of my goddddamn bif sis, fuvxvvcxx rhatt't


| this nibba drinkin beenz smoothie for lunch


| >>961667 yeaj , tou drinlll applows for dnneeri lollolilllilol


| >>961667 red beans in milk tea goes hard tho


| >>961669
ew.
beaner


| >>961669 Go suck a Beanis


| >>961658
You never have red bean paste? Shit's cash


| You guys are all clinically insane


| Psychotic even


| Diabolically mind-rotten


| Seek help or hang yourselves. PLEASE


| >>962009 right after you say which dessert you're saving


| I'll vote pie on the condition you lot agree to make it with dairy free butter when I come over because I'm lactose intolerant and don't want to be left out :(


| >>962023 I'm unrelated to this but I've been saving a hand-made strawberry cake with no cake in the fridge for the last 4 months :DD


| >>962027
>cake with no cake
what?


| >>962027
I thought about this post so much I ended up developing samatha


| >>962024 my pie will be dairy-free, lactose intolerance gang rise up!


| >>962027 have you tasted it yet


| >>962028 It's just a strawberry.

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