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My stupid batshit co worker (vent)
| But if it's deli sandwich style or ground up he's all on it. So it's not a vegetarian thing. He still loves meat and will not eat anything green. Dude will judge anyone, he tells us all about how he got his coffee from a Dutch bros or black rock coffee and will say how "yeah the barrista is way too old to be working here. I don't want someone with a mid life crisis serving me and coffee" about a girl who is 28. "Well her hands look too manly" (1/2) for now I guess.
| (1/2)? is there more story?
Otherwise you seems working your mind too much over it.
I'll also meme here
>food matters
Let's get real!
| >>960340 If 28 is too old to be serving coffee, this guy better be older than 39 to be working in a paint store. Can't have the age gatekeep both ways
| Sounds like he's been eating the paints chips. Tell us more op because this thread has potential to be funny.
| >>960396 he's 23 :)))))))))
>>960384 whoops yeah that was all for now (more if he says more outlandish stuff)
| >>960526 oh awesome, so there's a chance he can repent and get laid if someone lets him know how unbearable he is
| >>960537 haha probably not, he's talked about his love life to me. He uses every dating app under the sun, we'll he used to use every dating app... his past time using one he matched with a girl on tinder and she had something about blood or veins in her bio, it's been a while sorry for not fully remembering. But! He messaged first with a picture of his arm and didn't send anything else after that. He later got suspended by tinder, so he texted her number and said that he...
| That he knew that she was the reason he was banned and how her dating profile wasn't even original and how she just didn't appreciate his clever wit
| Dude has worked with us for a little under a year and no one likes him.
| >>960546 that is some of the most unhinged shit I've ever heard. And im on a 4chan wannabe website
| He is now currently talking at me about how easy girls have it and how sex work is so gross and basically illegal
| 0 rizz
| i'm such an asshole for laughing at him but i can't help it. he _KINDA_ reminds me of this one guy i used to know. i had some friends who moved to a neighbouring city to study and i often visited to party and stuff and there was this guy there who — unlike OPs co-working (i assume) — was really good looking.
even I, as a straight male(yeye, i'm a guy on dangeru BIG WHOOP do you waanna fight about it? let's do it in cyb, it's dead anyway) thought he was fucking hot. the first time-
| -i met him i thought "man, I wish I looked like that." I mean, he was seriously good looking(again, straight male, seriously) to the point that he even rocked a cowbow hat. no one can do that and not be cringy, except for him(still straight, fo real)
except for one thing. he was cringy as fuck! like, the guy was basically every insecure 4chan stereotype rolled into one. he couldn't even talk to women during our pubcrawls without sperging out about whatever incel topic was popular-
| -at the time. like, the guy left a trail of pocket spagetti everywhere we took him and I don't think I EVER saw him have a conversation with a woman that wasn't about some semi-paranoid shizoid topic or low-effort attempts at sex. his move was literally to point at a woman he liked and shout "DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX".
obviously some of the women at our parties/pubcrawls wanted just that, now just with him. i don't think he ever got any. even our insecure professor looking-
| nerd friend got more attention at the end of the night than he ever did. was funny to watch and comes to show that looks aren't everything if you fill your pockets to the brim with insecurities and hardboiled pasta meals.
| >>960819
not just with him*
it's midsummer here and i'm still vibing from the evening i had. also i'm still kinda drunk. have a good summer ya'll!
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| I work at a paint store. I get my fair share of insane people, but somehow each of them still seems normal when compared to my co worker. This man is the single most shallow man child I have ever had the displeasure of meeting. He's the type of dude who finds a half eaten burrito in his car that's been sitting there for 3 days and still eat it. He says he refuses to eat meat this still vaguely looks like the animal. No steak, no chicken unless it's the Mcdonald shaped nuggets (1/?)