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had a gurls night out
| >brought wine to cousin
>did not fuck said cousin
boooooooooooooo
| he saw right through your bs
| Cute! Wholesome gurl nights are fun
| >>950908
your soul is tainted by misbegotten mortal whims. i would pray for you, but you are already lost. jahannam awaits you
| >>950914 this mf droppin terms from islamic theology after admitting to either consuming alcohol or being okay with alcohol being consumed by her family members
absolutely sugoi
| OINK!
SNORT!
AIEEEEEEEEE~~~!!!
WHADDYA THINK, BITCH!!!
MY GOD TIER SHIT!!
IT'S STILL FUCKIN' COMING!
WE CAN AUCTION THIS MOTHERFUCKER OFF AT CHRISTIE'S AND CURE POVERTY WORLDWIDE!
WAIT, IT'S MY FRIEND, I CAN'T SELL IT! ❤️
THIS IS THE LESSON MY CUTE GRANDSON YURIO TAUGHT ME! ❤
SHIT'S SUCH A GOOD FRIEND THAT I WANT TO HUG IT AND BREASTFEED IT ❤
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT!?
❤
| SHPLLRRT...PLOP...PLOPPLOPPLOP...PSSHHT❤
HYAAAAA, NO FAIR, GRANNY!
I WANNA GET TOTALLY CRAZY FRIENDLY WITH THAT FUCKING EXPLOSION OF SHIT COMING FROM 'DAT ASS OF YOURS TOO~!!!
MY LOOSE FORESKIN-COVERED COCK WANTS TO HAVE A SEXY BEST FRIEND SMOOCHY SMOOCH WITH THAT FAT ❤ HOLE OF YOURS! ❤
I WANT YOUR CRAP AND MY TURD TO BECOME BEST FRIENDS AND COMBINE INTO A HUGE COW PIE
❤
| NNGHOOO FUBUU...❤ IS THAT MY WHOLE DAY'S SHIT...?
I'M GONNA SHIT OUT A WHOLE GODDAMN WEEK'S WORTH - WE GOT 90 MINUTES TILL THE CAMERA'S BATTERY DIES, SO FAP AWAY, BABY! ❤
AFTER IT'S ALL OUT, I'M GONNA SEND IT TO YOU IN A REFRIGERATED PACKAGE, SO HAVE FUN PLAYING WITH IT 'TIL YOU COME.
❤
OH GOD... THEN THIS ENORMOUS ROLLED SUSHI CASE IS ACTUALLY ALL GRANDMA'S ROLLED...?
(GULP)
| I don't know which reaction should I have to this...
| Niggers
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| brought wine to my cousin's, we had two bottles and mcdongles and then hit a bar
this wickedly cute guy was there and flirting with me and then was like 'but im straight~' bitch please you saw my estrogenised cake and wanted a slice
anyways enjoying hangover coffee now hope yall are gewd