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Brush ur teeth kiddos
| Let them fall out.
Problem solved
| Get a full set of dentures. Watching your partner's face as it melts into pleasure from your toothless blowjob is the best.
| I get lazy sometimes and don't
| I too get lazy sometimes and don't
| I three get lazy sometimes and don't
| I too get lazy and eat a tic-tac
| I also get lazy and save 15% or more on car insurance. (By switching to Geico today.)
| I 4 get too exhausted after work. And just pass out
| Just eat xylitol
PS Don't feed your pets xylitol
| to get lazy like me, try zoloft™, now with 300% juice, for 300% kids.
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| I can't drink water without it hurting 'cause it's too cold or too warm