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How do I talk to people?
| Ask something, make sure it's something you think they could answer, then go from there
| find common interests and ask them about it
| USE YOUR PINK BUCCAL SLUG AND YOUR VIBRATING STRINGS TO EMMIT A SIGNAL.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT ALREADY COME ON.
| Hey OP, nice to meet you I'm... Ember. Do you want to talk? What's your name? [you can make up one]
| OH MY GOD NOT THE ROLEPLAYING
| UNDERSTANDABLE.
| CAPS LOCK, CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
LOL
| PLEASE DON'T USE BIG COMMUNICATION SIGNS, I'M USING THESE TO RECOGNIZE WICH POSTS WERE MADE BY ME.
| THAT IS WHAT POST ID IS FOR, OR DO YOU HAVE SHORT TERM MEMORY ISSUES AND CANNOT REMEMBER WHAT POSTS YOU HAVE MADE IN THE PAST?
| POST ID IS TEMPORARY, AND IT'S NOT ESPECIALLY POSTS I MADE IN THE "PAST" THAT I WANT TO RECOGNIZE BUT I DIGRESS.
| SO YOU CANNOT REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID IN THE THREAD? SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE BRAIN PROBLEMS, G/U/RL. GO SEE A DOCTOR ASAP
| URGHHHHHHHHHHH.
| AMONGUS
| yeah man, my go to is ask questions! people LOVE to talk about themselves, and usually will (maybe without realizing) throw you a bone as to what to ask next. Maybe they do it on purpose becasue they want to talk to you because they enjoy your presence and because you seem genuinely interested in what they have to say. Actually thats my biggest piece of advice, try to genuinely be interested in what they are saying. Don't just listen to listen, listen to learn more about them!!
| >>939747 what if I'm a sociopath who hates people no matter what and wished and enjoys in silence when they're in misery? Is there a way for me to "fit in"?
| Watch movies, read books and learn how humans interact and replicate it
| >>939951 this is a contradiction.
>>939955 well, it's sort of a peculiar ability to be able to comunicate to peoples. It would be dumb to not abuse it.
| walk up to them and press a
| Since I'm at work I don't know if the post ID will be the same but thanks everyone for the advice.
| Try start some small talk.. like.. hi, we have nice day right? Do you want have sex and some kids with me?
| mating press them
| Try sex to break the ice
| HELLO WORLD
| >>940191
#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
int main(int argc, char * argv[])
{
cout << "Hello, world!" << endl;
return 0;
}
| with your mouth, dummy~
| >>940282 fatal error: iostream: No such file or directory #include <iostream>
compilation terminated.
Process terminated with status 1 (0 minute(s), 0 second(s))
1 error(s), 0 warning(s) (0 minute(s), 0 second(s))
| Ok so I was homeschooled and I started going to college 3 years ago. at first I had no idea how to talk to people, but I think I've figured it out. (on a college campus anyways)
My usual routine is to ask them what their name and/or major is, then I just keep asking questions about themselves until we find something in common. Its been working so far.
Lookism might be a factor in this though. I noticed that it became way easier to talk to people after I started using the gym.
| >>940541 I've been doing this whenever I'm waiting in line for something to kill time, and it works. I don't really try getting their contact unless they offer it or its been the third time I've seen them because I'm scared of looking like a dork.
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| I don't know how to start conversations and I don't want to be inconvenient.