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Text Based RPG
| Inspect >Stick of Misery
With intention of anal use in mind.
| >Stick of Misery
Use?
<Y <N
| Is this the same person as GM in the 'Semi-lit to Literate RP' thread?
| I dont think so
| Inspect >Hentai Magazine
| >You suck the tip of the Stick of Misery. You gained 0 nothing
>You try deepthroating the stick. 3xp.
| >You quickly open the magazine without hesitation and start scrolling through the stained pages.
>You wipe out your d/i/c and start beating the shit out of it.
>500xp.
| -45 HP
| Your Mom stood at your door and threw her book at your head and it hurt.
She didn't seem to like what she saw.
>Status: Spoiled boi
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| You have finally arrived at Corimo Village. It was a long journey but you finally made it.
Inventory:
>5 Health Potions
>Staff of Anti-Norms
>Stick of Misery
>Hentai Magazine
>Sack of Potatoes
Your adventure begins at Kevin's House...