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How to hide a body
| Depends. What's the size of the body? Where are you now? What's the weather there?
| Chop it in tiny pieces and flush them down the toilet.
| >>84998 small body young and the weather is very humid can't just dump it somewhere because the smell would be very strong
| >>85014
Obviously. Are you near an alleyway/urban places or something? Or are you closer to the wilderness?
Either way, try covering the orifices. This would make the body bloated later on, but it should stir away the smell elsewhere for time being.
| >>85014 try to fuck it to hold it warm.
Then bring it across the border to dump it there. It will be allot harder for another country to fuck you or work with the police of your country. The best thing would be to then even bring it to the next Border, so that those two countries need to cooperate. The chances of them finding you is very low.
Trust me I'm an engineer.
| >>85024 I am close-ish to the wilderness but farms are all over the place. And plus if I cover those up, yes they will hold off the smell but it's just delaying the inevitable.
>>85025
How is intercourse going to warm up the body when it's already dead? I can't hop borders. Because I live on an island
| >>85048
Okay, you are good. Find the nearest pile of manure, get those, cover the shirts of the body (if they have one, else you may want to just hope the skin will stick the smell well) with the manure.
Get some wet soil there as well. We can't just dump the body somewhere, so we need to blend it. I'm not very good at this, but we'll get on to it.
| No body, no murder. Food for thought.
| >>85057
I got some manure but need to hurry cause got told police is already searching his area won't be long before the creep up here I can't move the body either cause there are car searches. fuck this is getting stressful I'm sweating like crazy what if I just feed the body to the dogs would that work?
| >>85115
No, no, no. Rookie mistake. Don't do that. Dogs won't devour all of the body and you'll be left with a mangled mess.
Start putting the manure into the body. Get a strategic place to dump it, preferably somewhere close to the farms.
| >>85115
They will probably search the fields with dogs if the person disappeared in that area.
You could Google on how to dissolve body's. But there will always be some things left-still better than a whole body. Things like gristles.
Also, even when you delete this app or the search results on you phone or PC you could retrieve that information.
| >>85162 which country are you located?
Just try to calm and smile. When they don't have a paper where it stands that they can search your flat you could act like you aren't at home. They aren't allowed to enter without going to a judge first.
But when you open they could make up some reason.
| The Op was arrested?
| Fire. Or just cook and eat.
| Is this boi now arrested or what?
| Try drowning it in detergent with alkali. The vodu will disolve in a few years or so. It also shouldn't smell that bad
| *the body
| wtf
| I think the OP was sadly caught, that's what happens when you don't plan ahead.
| ^ ye
| so, what can we future body hiders can learn from this?
| did j just say can twice gdi
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