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Saving Porkchops
| [This is pretty simple, no need for instructions. What are you, 5?]
| [This is pretty simple, no need for instructions. What are you, 5?]
| Wear the panties.
| [!] You hear Porkchops squealing. You don't what the fuck is happening to her, so you say fuck it.
| Open suspicious box
| Turn toaster on. Grab fork. Put fork in toaster.
| PORKCHOP SANDWICHES
| take all your clothes off.
| wear the panties again.
| Oh, alright then, I'll be THAT guy.
OPEN VAULT
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Porkchops, your pet pig, seems to be trapped inside a vault.
You were drunk last night, and you don't know how she get in there.
Now you have to let her out, 'cause, I don't know. You don't want PETA knocking on your door, do you?
Inside your room, is the VAULT where Porkchops is in, a SUSPICIOUS LOOKING BOX, a TOASTER, a FORK, a DRAWER, a SLICE OF BREAD, and a SOME PANTIES (not yours, your neighbor's) Your room is a fucking mess.
Now go set Porkchops free.