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how do I get over my addiction

| I can't stop drinking water help the withdrawal is too strong


| Drink semen instead.


| Be careful buddy, every person that drinks water ends up dying somehow...


| You're deep in it, huh? If you don't think you can handle going cold turkey I recommend downgrading to cough syrup. Make sure it contains something called codeine. It might ease the withdrawals a little and should be easier to quit than water.


| >>801489
Oh, shut the fuck up. I drunk a bottle of cough syrup yesterday, thorough the day.
That should only be reserved for when an illness has you severely weak and you need to get through your work anyhow. Recreational abuse? Absolutely go to hell.
...doesn't the stuff make you even thirstier, anyhow!


| >>801493
Did this g/u/rl not get the memo about this being a joke thread?


| >>801516
We are onions


| >>801459 Start drinking pepsi.


| You should drink pilk

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