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I will help you

| Hello, D&D test said that i'm chaotic neutral, but i want be good one! So i decided that i will find you solutions for your problems, ask me and i will really happy to help you, i don't want sounds egoistic (or maybe just little bit, or much), but i'm really smart, so i can find you really solution what no one thought before.

Welcome in /help/ ^^


| Can you help me understand why you're acting upon a D&D test as if it meant anything?


| Can you help me understand why you're acting upon a D&D test as if it meant anything?


| >>801026 because D&D tests are much more accurate than DSM-5, and are objectively really accurate, you are welcome
Btw. I can suggest you to buy new phone or mouse, thank you for using /help/ ^^
>>801027 because D&D tests are much more accurate than DSM-5, and are objectively really accurate, you are welcome
Btw. I can suggest you to buy new phone or mouse, thank you for using /help/ ^^


| I have 50k usd and an older sister, what should i do with them?


| >>801051 did you acquire that 50k by doing 3d modelling business?


| >>801051
Buy her for a month or something, lol


| What should I do if I found an elf slave that is really hurt by her last owner, and is probably going to die if I don't heal her?


| >>801051
Spend a month just pampering the fuck out of her sexually as well


| Thanks you


| I am building a warlock fighter character for my next dnd campaign. Should i go fighter first or warlock.


| Ohh I also have another problem! ^^
In the country where I live almost no one plays DnD :c
How can I get to play a DnD game with people?


| I want to conquer the world, but it is hard to make any progress lately...

I already control governments in a couple of countries in Africa and Middle East but is it even an achievement?


| >>801051 anything you want ^^
>>801071 find able mage with healing abilities ^^
>>801079 warlock :p
>>801083 try discord xd
>>801103 try develop nuclear rockets, and than you can use america as hostage of they won't help you with conquer ^^


| >>801117
>america as hostage
Just be Israel


| >>801117 but I don't want to use discord... Or having to text with someone xd


| >>801196 than visit con and talk with people! xd


| >>801197 I guess it's the best thing I can do! Hehe


| I need to record a song. The free use studio I usually use just doesn't have a mic anymore apparently, and I don't have money and shit for setting up a little home studio.
Tf do I do?


| >>801272 buy karaoke set with laptop and bring it there! ^^


| I feel down, but I need to do stuff.
How do I find motivation to do what has to be done?


| I'm getting some major burnout from work, but I can't take a vacation right now since a lot of work has piled up that only I can do. Please help me cope, I'm starting to feel ill both psychologically and even physically.


| >>801285 depends what specifically, but basically you can forbid yourself something what you like to do until you won't do it, like breathe or eat. After you can reward yourself by visit restaurant or something
>>801286 Try TikTok, it will save you


| >>801294
Right, by using TikTok I can just die of cringe, and then I won't have to work anymore. Thanks for the advice!


| >>801285 Think about it the other way: once you've done whatever you have to do, you won't have to worry about it anymore, and will feel less burdened


| >>801297 yes, you are welcome xd
>>801300 thank you for- wait i'm the one who is giving advices how dare you! *Aggressive greta noise*


| I am going to join the KKK. There will be a big introduction ceremony with all state leaders present. What should I say in my opening statement?


| >>801283
I still don't have money, but, thanks?


| >>801117 damn, nuclear weapons worked!

I will now shape the world based on my personal insecurities in exchange for a couple of hundred million human lifes! This wouldn't be possible without your help. Thank you!


| >>801303 anything you want ^^ but sure you can try tell about that you support BLM even if it was not true, it can get you more friends ^^
>>801314 oh, than use mic in phone xd or don't be poor
>>801331 i feel happy that i helped you ^^ if you wished help with anything else you are always welcome ^^


| >>801347
Not very creative


| >>801354 i feel really hurted because of you, i need 24 hours rest because of it, i will give /help/ when i will get over it. Now i'm leaving and going to rest in wonderland..


| >>801347
...


| >>1dfc21
cringe


| >>801513 u are cringe


| so, i'm writing from wonderland, place is really awesome ^^ i was enjoying tea party and later exploring world little bit.. i just feel little sad and guilty, when i was going to visit wonderland, i met girl named Kasumi what was trying to find wonderland, but i felt crisis because of >>a80f50's post and didn't felt strong enough to help.. sadly, i'm also human being and i have limited energy. But now i'm back and ready to help ^^ 1/2


| >>801513 all is fully fine, i'm respecting that you are having personal problems, and i'm ready to help you, also i want to tell you that you don't need to feel sad or being guilty, i'm accepting your apology ^^

if anyone else need help, sure write, /help/ is open ^^ 2/2


| >>801361 ohh i'm sorry, i almost forget about you also are here other alternatives like
rent a mic from friend or specialised service
steal a mic
make own mic
using other device what can be used as mic over that isn't main purpose
trying ask people for mic
fundraising for mic
charity for mic
yt content where you can tell about how much you need a mic
sign contract with satan and get mic for soul
sign contract with bank and be in depts for rest of life (better satan tbh) etc. ^^


| >>801650
I'll just wait. Thank you.


| >>801667 sure sure ^^


| How do become better at fucking mouths?


| >>802298 buy mouth simulator device or alternatively sign up in fucking mouth Workshop

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