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Retail faeries
| Not my original work saw it on the internet and as someone who works in retail this is true
| I mean, there might be actual fae among your customers. Better safe than sorry.
| With all the things I've seen i wouldn be more surprised if they weren't
| Thanks you OP! I'll keep this in mind if I work in retail someday!
| Looks more like how customers should deal with telemarketers.
| >>799116
And this is why I decided manual labor jobs were for me and to avoid retail and restaurants because whilst some people may be nice. The psychological damage is not worth the pay.
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| Work in retail long enough, and you’ll eventually realize the rules for dealing with Customers are exactly the same as for dealing with the Fae:
- Avoid eye contact.
- Never reveal your full name.
- Accept nothing They offer to you.
- Never verbally agree or disagree with anything They might happen to say.
- To apologize is to acknowledge a debt owed.
- Under no circumstances are you ever to thank Them.
- Remember that They are incapable of reading signs in human languages.