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How do I befriend someone on Instagram?
| Please don't randomly slide into their DM.
Commenting would be fine. Just don't be a creep. Keep the comment the same topic as the post.
| Slide into her DMs and fuck her mouth you fucking coward, what are you waiting for? Fortune favors the bold!
| Instagram isn't a dating app.
| Just DM 'em
| >>797053
Damn. I read the first post and actually wanted to give advice since you seemed like you might just be a bit autistic. That's fucking creepy though. I think your best option would be to uninstall all social media, touch grass and get help.
| >>797058 Oh I'm sorry. Would you rather prefer if I just go to her workplace and talk to her in person instead? "Oh hey, you are that girl from Instagram, right? The one with 1000 followers?"
Would that be less creepy for you?
| >>797059
Bruh...
The fact you're completely missing the point and trying to say something like that as an argument says enough.
| >>797132 Wanting to stalk someone, to force things, and immediately thinking that the only alternative is following the person to where she leaves, that's creepy, borderline worth calling the cops.
| Getting back on topic...
>>797002
If she answers, just answer back. Have a conversation going. If she follows you back or also put comments on *your* post, then you can DM her.
If she doesn't follow you back, then don't do any of that. Don't expect friendship. Just be a casual follower.
| >>797148 You failed to grasp sarcasm and then I'm the autist? Lol
>>797158 So it all depends on whether she follows me back? Fuck that lol, I will force her to my friend whether she likes it or not
| >>797315
Asking the internet for help on how to make friends with a girl is kinda austic though.
Good luck with your effots. I think >>797158
gave some solid advice that you should follow. If she isn't interested in you take it like a man and move on.
Remember: boring guys finishes last.
| Also, people can smell desperation a mile away so you should abandon that "Every social media is a dating app"-mindset of yours.
| >>797315 "I wasn't being a creep, it was sarcasm"
Sarcasm isn't an almighty defense, if someone says "I don't know how to make my kid stop crying" and you answer sarcastically "You could fuck it, that would make a good reason to cry", you'd still be a psycho.
It's easy to pretend things weren't serious only after everyone is telling you that you're a creep.
| >>0311ac g/u/rl, I think you're reading what's not there. Absolutely nowhere is op implying she wants to "stalk someone, to force things, and immediately thinking that the only alternative is following the person to where she leaves" (>>797058)
Only thing op said before that's remotely creepy is "Every social media is a dating app for me." (>>797053) and >>797059. Both are just sarcasm.
| Whoops formatting fail, eh I'm sure you get the gist.
>>797315
>Fuck that lol, I will force her to my friend whether she likes it or not
Ok now THIS is creepy though. Op please tell me you're joking.
| >>797544
This the saddest shit I see online tbh.
Someone saying some shit and when they realise they shouldn't have they call it comedy. Like, you've never been funny and you're just making the worst and easiest excuse to back down and if someone calls you out it's "People are so sensitive nowadays. Can't take a joke. Smh."
Like, just own up to it or give up. None of that weak shit.
| Being an artist makes op's situation much easier. Just send a dm and call it networking.
| >>797648 So it was sarcasm, now it's trolling? Do people really believe your bullshit excuses usually?
| Send the bottom emoji ????
| >>797718 They aren't mutually exclusive. One post was trolling, the other was sarcasm. Anyway, you are one whiny persistent white knight. Women won't fuck you just because you call someone else's behaviour creepy so chill.
>>210d1c Nah, you quoted the right person. He's truly pathetic lol
| >>797704 That's the best advice followed by>>4861b5 in this thread tbh. She has a link to her little artistic shop but unfortunately I am not an artist so I will just have to follow her and take it from there.
| >>797797 Hmm, I can smell the typical one here. Talking about white knights, toxic idea of relationships, using "jokes" as an excuse.. Go back to 4chan, this is a better place for you.
| >>797797
Nope, I was definetly refering to your pathetic ass when I typed that. Everything you post oozes desperation and self-inflicted loneliness.
| Hello g/u/rls
I've come to sat that this thread is garbage
Ok bye
| >>797846 No, you weren't. There's no one more pathetic here than>>0311ac
>>797866 Yeah, unfortunately this was hijacked by a couple of whiteknights when all I wanted was a piece of advice. My next thread will be better, I promise.
| >>798209 I made this thread days ago and received an advice. It should be long archived yet you keep bumping it for no reason other than to harass me. I already told you that no woman will fuck you for protecting them, especially not this Instagram girl who isn't aware of your existence and never will be.
I will stalk her, rape her, murder her and there's not a damn thing you can do about it. Fuck off, whiteknight piece of shit
| >>798215 And as I said, go back to 4chan or whatever shithole created you and stop trying to exist outside of it, stereotypical kid.
| >>798215
As per my earlier post: You're fucking pathetic.
I'm not sure if you believe the excuses that comes out of your mouth but I sure ain't.
| https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defence_mechanism#Level_2:_immature
| In psychoanalytic theory, a defence mechanism are psychological strategies brought into play by the unconscious mind to manipulate, deny, or distort reality in order to defend against feelings of anxiety and unacceptable impulses and to maintain one's self-schema or other schemas.
| A defence mechanism becomes pathological when its persistent use leads to maladaptive behaviour such that the physical or mental health of the individual is adversely affected. Among the purposes of ego defence mechanisms is to protect the mind/self/ego from anxiety or social sanctions or to provide a refuge from a situation with which one cannot currently cope.
| These defences, in conjunction, permit one effectively to rearrange external experiences to eliminate the need to cope with reality. Pathological users of these mechanisms frequently appear irrational to others. They include:
| ☑ Delusional projection: Delusions about external reality, usually of a persecutory nature
☑ Denial: Refusal to accept external reality because it is too threatening; arguing against an anxiety-provoking stimulus by stating it does not exist; resolution of emotional conflict and reduction of anxiety by refusing to perceive or consciously acknowledge the more unpleasant aspects of external reality
☑ Distortion: A gross reshaping of external reality to meet internal needs
| These mechanisms lessen distress and anxiety produced by threatening people or by an uncomfortable reality. Excessive use of such defences is seen as socially undesirable, in that they are immature, difficult to deal with and seriously out of touch with reality. These are the so-called "immature" defences and overuse almost always leads to serious problems in a person's ability to cope effectively. These defences are often seen in major depression and personality disorders. They include:
| ☑ Acting out: Direct expression of an unconscious wish or impulse in action, without conscious awareness of the emotion that drives the expressive behavior
☑ Passive-aggressive behavior: Indirect expression of hostility
☑ Projection: Projection reduces anxiety by allowing the expression of the undesirable impulses or desires without becoming consciously aware of them; attributing one's own unacknowledged, unacceptable, or unwanted thoughts and emotions to another
| OP is a fucking joke lol
| Any rational person would've just stopped replying.
You said it yourself, you got your advice OP, just leave lol.
| Keeping the thread alive just as much as that other guy.
| >>798269 You posted some pseudo-scientific projection yet I'm the joke lol. Psychology hasn't achieved shit since its inception. Fuck off with your Freudian "I wanna fuck my mom" bullshit.
>>798284 As the OP, it's my duty to reply to anyone who comes to my thread. It would be impolite otherwise. If there was a way to delete this thread then I would or some mod delete it for me
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| I'm new in Instagram and want to befriend this cool girl.
I don't know if I should direct message them or comment on their recent post first with a question to make it seem less creepy.
They will probably ignore me given my luck with these things but still, I want to maximise my chances.
And no, I won't fuck their mouth.