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Is it possible to become a cat?
| Are you a furry g/u/rl?
| Sorry, I only know how to become a youkai, and that knowledge is secondhand. Good luck on your search.
| Damn bruh. If you wanna be fluffy or whatever you might as well try pet play in bdsm LOL
| First you need to get a series of plastic surgeries to make yourself look more like a cat, and then start using cate-like mannerisms like saying "Meow-yes" when asked questions. Keep doing this until you've fully accepted your feline emotions. The next step is to fully identify as a cat. For this step you need to adopt even more cat-like mannerisms such as chasing laser pointers, answering questions with "meows", hissing when feeling threatened and utilising a litter box.
| Eventually you might consider having more plastic surgeries done to more closely resemble a cat, like a "reverse nipplectomy" to add more nipples for example. You might also consider to legally change your name to something like Bastet or Luna. By the time you've fully succumbed to your cat-like instincts and have completed your transition to being a cat Dennis will probably push you down a flight of stairs.
| Avoid overthinking and accidentally becoming a hamster!
| >>785465 Google is your best friend. I can vouch as I'm a level 3 youkai. Sadly, the interwebs can only get you so far Q.Q
| >>785465
Find a token of sentiment, ideally from childhood.
Bury it for three days. Don't eat, drink minimal water.
Dig it up and take the hottest shower/bath/etc. possible.
Hold the object and meditate on it. Focus your negative emotions onto it until you don't feel them anymore.
Start a fire, prick your finger, and bleed on your talisman before throwing it in.
Let the emotions come back, but direct them at humanity.
Extinguish the fire when you're done.
Now wait a few months.
| >>785524
I probably shouldn't have posted this at all but oh well. Since I already have, some belated additions:
The hot shower/bath is supposed to purify you. Don't use scented soaps.
Your talisman must be consumed entirely in the fire.
The "negativity toward humanity" doesn't have exceptions. You won't like your family after this, if you did it right.
Most importantly, this is permanent. Also, don't fuck with cosmic forces if you aren't prepared for them to fuck with you back.
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| I had a long think about what I want to get out of my life and it turns out that I want to be fluffy, cute, and loved.
After a shorter think, I realized I have described a cat.
Has anyone here done this before? Are there any pitfalls that I should avoid?