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I'm cute!
| heh
| R u a an actual grill !?
| FUCK YOU SUCK MY COCK
| Wanna watch the star wars prequels together? uwu
| Am I as cute as you ?
| I love sex.
| I wish I could be as cute as OP. I'm pretty cute, but her power level is just too high~!
| Marry me OP!
| >>742205
You can do it! We can do it together! Then nobody will be able to stop our overwhelming cuteness~ >:3
| >>742236
No no no no no! Not a marathon you silly! My tummy can't handle 10 dinner marathon! That's so much food!
| But can your head handle a Star Wars Prequels marathon that includes the Clone Wars series?
| How do I cute?
| >>742248
Mhh. Well, just be yourself! Let the nice thoughts and feelings out instead of just the bad ones. Be open and honest and don't be too embarrassed about it!
It's a little bit like a puppy. Puppies don't think about insecurities and stuff. They express what they're feeling and go about their day how they want to. And, puppies are cuts! So, if you're open with your love for cuddles and hugs and wholesome, then, you're cute too!
I think that's how it works at least.
| *Puppies are cute! Not cuts!
| i hate puppies
| That subconcious misspelling could potentially mean OP cuts puppies. Cuts the cutness out of them for themselves. Hide your cute puppies, quick!
| Cuteness*
| >>742247 sounds fair! If you want i also have a jar of Nutella. When do we start the SW marathon? :3
| >>742304 >>742326
We can all watch and cuddle!
But, uhm, I'm sorry to ask this but, do you have some choccy stuff that isn't Nutella? I'm a little bit allergic...
| >>742342 D: oh nooo
Well we can have Pizza or Ice Cream i guess. Hope you're fine with Pepperoni ;) also im italian so we got good pizza
>>742326 a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one!
| Oh! My ID changed! It usually never does that, but, that's okay! I'm >>8ce96b and>>6aab5f just so there's no confusion.
| I'm afraid OP is gay.
| i'm sucking lonely
| >>742377
I guess you could call me that, but I go both ways! Both the g/u/rls and pp g/u/rls are amazing in their own ways! I guess it's a little greedy of me but I can't choose! I just want everyone!
| >>742379
Aw. I'm sorry to hear to that. Do you want to join the prequel and cuddle party! We have extra space on the couch!
| >>742376 lmao my ID changes all the time, idk how people can keep the same one for so long
I'm >>522d4f ,>>627238 ,>>bc96af , and>>315827
| It's prob cuz i use the mobile app using data, maybe with desktop browser cookies and static ip it would stay the same for longer mhhh
| >>742416 in my experience, the mobile app ID consistently changes if you move far enough to switch towers, turn on wifi, or restart your phone and stays still otherwise, whereas the website will keep your ID the same for a week then change it between two consecutive posts.
| >>742407
No! No no no. Why do so many of you don't know how this works? You need to take me out for dinner first! Then we will see what happens from there ;3
| >>742457
Oh! I'm sorry! I didn't recognize you. But not right now dummy! I still can't eat 10 dinners in a day! Don't you think you're moving a little fast?
| >>742512
Wait, what, how? What time paradox? I thought that was only something that happened in movies!
| I could absolutely use a cuddle puddle right now.
| >>742563 hello this is>>ebfe10 's late father, we regret to inform you that she has passed away this morning due to time space rip in her heart. Have a nice day.
| >>742583
I-
This smells a little bit fishy. I'm not trying to be mean, but I don't think that's even possible!
But, thank you! I'll try to have the nicest day I can :3
| >>742583 OH SHIT! WAS IT BECAUSE OF ZARGOTRAX? if that's the case we must revive Angus McFife immediately.
>>742600 i've seen that happen once already, once the Hootsman detonated his nuclear heart to stop Zargotrax but instead created a rip in time and space that allowed the evil space wizard to escape into the past.
| Can we already start a cute nutella gang ? btw OP will be mine(after 3 diners)
| >>742604
I'm, my head is hurting a little bit. I'm very confused. Is this a reference to something?
| >>742609
But, but, anon! I can't eat Nutella! I want to be in the gang too!
(Well then hurry up and take me to those dinners silly! I'm waiting~)
| >>742635
Well right now you're just being silly you silly! Being cute is something everyone can do. You don't have to be born cute. Thinking that is just the silliest silliness there is! Being cute is something you can do whenever you want :3
| >>742642
Then you don't that! Now stop being silly you little silly and be the little cutie you were always meant to be!
| >>742643 But.. how am i supposed to not act silly? I want nothing but hugs and listen few nice words xd
| >>742648
Well, that's not silly! That's completely normal and admitting it is really cute in my opinion :3
| >>742617
What a bummer, why can't you eat it ?
That's alright I can change it for yah, what do you like ?
(Don't worry I'm on my way, I will do anything for you !)
| >>742664
Well, you see, I'm allergic to nuts...
So, eating Nutella can go very bad for me...
(Yay! I hope to see you super soon then!)
| >>742616 it is a reference to the lore of the power metal band Gloryhammer. They sing about weird funny stuff
| >>742609 i finished the jar of Nutella, sorry anon. I still have those Pepperoni Pizzas tho.
(Ya know, i never understood why kn English it's called Pepperoni, as that actually means bell peppers in italian and the name of that pizza is actually Diavola)
| >>742704
Oh! That makes sense. Sorry for being a little silly.
>>742705
Yay! Can't wait for the cuddles and pizza :3
(Woah! I didn't know that! But it does make a little sense. Sometimes words and stuff get mixed up a little.)
| >>742792
That's a tough question. We first need to deduce a plan together! We need to find out how and when and where and how!
| I do have an idea for the star wars marathon ????
| Oh nice, emojis become "????"... I didn't know that
Oh well that was supposed to be the :thinking: emoji
| >>742808 discord streaaaam.
But my upload is kinda bad so it would be best if someone else streamed.
Danger/u/ Star Wars Prequels Marathon Discord Party
| >>742842
:(((
But what about the cuddles? We need the cuddles! They are a super important and highly exceptionally integral part of this!
| >>742850 use a blanket or a pet. I can be happy with just Ewan McGregor's Obi Wan lol
But yeah my idea only covers the Star Wars Marathon cuz idk how to plan the rest
| For hosting a group watch marathon I personally recommend kosmi.io. It's web-based, flexible, and doesn't force you to use an account.
| >>742865
But I do that all day every day dummy! You were all getting me excited to cuddle with eachother >:(
| >>742922
Mhhhh. Well, where do you live? If we're in the same country or close countries then it wouldn't be super hard!
| >>742959
Hmmmm...
Italy is a little bit far, but, but, there's still a little chance! Because, I've been planning a road trip through Italy for a really long time now!
| >>742986 well, good luck with that then haha
Because of a certain something i doubt they'll allow road trips for quite some time.
(I still want my Star Wars Marathon)
| >>743036
Hmmmm...
Yeah, I don't think I can do it super soon. That would be a little difficult. But I want the cuddles! And the Star Wars! And the pizza! And the blankies! And you!
| >>743078 we'll find a way!
The Force works in mysterious ways
Maybe we could put our Minecraft beds next to each other o///o
Haha jk!
Unless...
| >>743127
Ooh! Yeah! We could have a big sleepover party in Minecraft one day! That sounds super fun :3
| Pog
| This whole conversation was cute
| We're adding way too much stuff to the plan, i just wanted to watch Star Wars again with someone and then we added food, other people, and Minecraft
| >>743411
Mhh. Well, we can do the Minecraft another time! I don't mind!
But you did promise cuddles along with the Star Wars! I'm not letting go of the cuddles!
| This is cool and all but what about sex?
| >>743428
Mhm! Mhm! I agree! And, and, cuddles don't need dinner first! There's always time for cuddles!
| I mean, i'd still take one dinner or movie before cuddles
And 3 or 4 dinner and cuddles sessions before sex
| >>743442
I don't need dinner before cuddles! I can survive weeks on only cuddles :3
Mhh. It depends on the person! 3 or 4 is a good number but for some special g/u/rls I think one could be enough >:3
| (＠_＠;)
| Hi cute, I'm dad
| >>743639
Hi daddy!!! I hope you've been doing okay lately :)
Though I don't really think it's you. I've never ever seen you use /u/ before! So I suspect fakery >:(
| >>743643 I'm disappointed in you for suspecting your own flesh and blood Cute, i will forgive you if you have a dinner marathon, sex, and marry with>>ebfe10 tho.
| >>743650
That's gonna be a lot of dinners. Super many dinners! Super, super duper many dinners! We also need the wholesome and the love and the cuddles and the muffins and a couple more dinners too.
Only someone who can handle all of that is allowed to marry me!
And stop pretending to be daddy! He's the one who thought me that dinners first is super important. He would never say stuff like that. Never, never ever.
| Smh everyone talking about dinners and sex, BUT WHAT ABOUT STAR WARS?!?
| >>743660
I WANT THE STAR WARS!!! But, Star Wars and cuddles need to go together and nobody is helping me find a solution! Even if it's just one of you lovely g/u/rls I need cuddles!!!
| Ya know how the sith can force choke people? What if i learn how to force cuddle people from great distances?
| Oh cmon, why did my id change now? I'm still connected to the same wifi >:(
| Jkjk
| i think hate is cute
| I was just making a star wars reference :pensive:
| This thread turned out better than expected
| >>743733
No! You're such a silly...
>>743737
Now you just need cuddle reference!
>>743739
Mhm! It did! It makes me really happy that si many people like the cute and the wholesome :3
| I think origami is cute. When I still had a job I'd fold origami animals and flowers to kids and old people.
| >>743775 i don't know how to make a cuddle reference :c
But i made dinner if you want some pasta :D
| >>743777
I love that! I love that super much! Can you show me? Do you have my pictures? I really want to see the cute origami!
>>743785
Aw. It's okay :)
Yes! I would love some pasta right now! I'm in a very pasta mood!
| hello there, it's me again! Italian star wars guy. Im bored, what are y'all up to?
|
| >>744021
Hi! Welcome back!!!
I'm not doing a lot. Just hugging my plushies and staying warm under my blanky.
What about you?
| >>744029 was just watching sum youtube but i think i'll take a nap.
If you wanna join me n cuddle you're invited c:
| >>744046 am back from the nap but im still tired and bored.
It's around dinner time but im not hungry at all, such a shame cuz i love food
| >>744048
Goodmorning!
You should eat you silly! Eating is always good, even if you're not hungry. You need to grow big and strong!
| Oh no! My ID changed again!
This is the second time it's happened!
| lmao at this point im more surprised when it stays the same
| I have a whole ass collection of IDs
| Now it changed again hahaha
| How do you apologize to cute people you've hurt?
| >>744156 >>744158 >>744167
That's a lot of changing! How do you do that?
>>744211
Hmm. Well, you need to me honest. You need to be honest and respectful, and reassuring. If they're a little angry at you after you explain and apologize and stuff, then you need to just take it. It can take time to build your relationship back again, but if you're nice person then not super long!
Then you just have to be nice and be yourself, and let them know you were in the wrong and still love them!
| Also i changed again! I don't know how i do it, it just happens if i keep the app closed for a while
| You are not cute.
You are amazing.
| Update: i had pizza today, we still have to have pizza together and that makes me sad :(
| Also my ID changed... Again
| >>744533
No, I'm the ones who's sorry. You're right. I should have adressed you better than offering leftover pizza. Have this embarrassed kamoji in return. (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄)
| >>744495
Aw! Don't be sad! We're gonna have pizza one day! Look forward to it instead of being a sadie!
>>744514 >>744533
But, I like leftovers...
| Do you like cheese and honey pizza ? I tried once, I always thought I would hate pineapple on pizza, but it wasn't that bad
| >>744567
I don't think I've ever had honey on pizza, but I love love love pineapple on pizza! It makes it super tasty :3
| >>744567 >>744572 y'all put pineapple on pizza?!?!?
Imma have to cancel the star wars pizza party. That is absolutely unacceptable
| >>744634
NO!!! Don't you dare cancel the Star Wars party over something silly!!! Don't even joke about that!!! It makes me sad...
| >>744635 it makes YOU sad?!? How am i supposed to feel as an Italian after learning that you put pineapple on pizza?!?!?
| *still sad italian noises*
| >>745099
Don't be sad! Please!
I want all of you g/u/rls to be happy! Every little one of you! So don't be sad please! I want to make you happy :(
| >>745113 but putting pineapple on pizza makes me sad! Pizza is like an art form, and putting pineapple on it is like doodling a penis on a painting :(((
| >>745185
But pineapple on pizza makes me happy! It's yummy! You need to learn that different people have different tastes. That's how tongues and stuff work. Accepting that is very important. Your tongue doesn't think it's tasty and that's completely okay! But some people's tongues does and they should be allowed to enjoy what they like, okay?
I don't usually try to lecture people but yummy food is a very, very important matter. It's something every g/u/rl holds dear!
| I know the theme so far seems to be people wanna watch starwars... But may I offer a "clear skys" marathon? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clear_Skies_(machinima)
| Also idk whh you're all fighting over fruit on pizza when you can put broccoli on a meat lover's pizza and have the pineapples put in a smoothie on the side for people to dip the pizza in if they want.
| >>745197
Ooh! That sounds super interesting!
>>745214
There's no fighting! No fighting is allowed here!
And, I've never thought about that! We could all have different pizzas with different stuff and we could have dip for the pizza! You're a smartie :3
| WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DIP A PIZZA?!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. THAT HURTS MY SOUL
I WILL SAY THIS ONCE.
PIZZA IS NOT FAST FOOD. Y'ALL NEED TO STOP WITH THAT SHIT. PIZZA IS A TRADITIONAL CULTURAL DISH AND AS SUCH HAS VERY SPECIFIC RULES. ANYTHING OTHER THAN THAT IS STRAIGHT UP DISRESPECTFUL TO ITALIAN TRADITIONAL CULTURE.
AAAAAAAAA
| >>745250
You could say that about all foods...
Just stop gate keeping food you dummy! If you're gonna act like that then do it in another thread. This thread is only for wholesome. So either behave or shush.
| >>745257 depends on the food, really. I wouldn't do some dumb stuff like that to sushi or a classic apple pie. But if it just about baked potatoes or fried fish then do what you want with it.
Also you can't claim that the thread is wholesome while defending stuff that hurts the heart of millions of italians :pensive:
| Prove it and send your photo babe.
| I can't imagine a cutie that put pineapple on a pizza
| Who is cute?
| >>745549
That's it! I'm leaving. This thread is poof now. No pictures or cuddles or Star Wars or anything. Nothing more. Nothing is left. Everything is poof.
| This thread actually might reach the post limit huh
| I'm sorry, I'm the one who first mentioned pineapples.
By the way, to the Italian g/u/rl. I met an Italian who said it was okay to breaks/cuts spaghetts and that he did it himself. I was utterly shocked.
| This thread can't go poof! It's too cute!!
| This thread is ugly ngl
| This thread is cool.
| >>745629
Well it's going to poof! Any second now! Just look at these dummies! >>745639 unacceptable!
| going poof sounds so scary, why must we go poof with this thread
| >>745663
Because, because, there's no wholesome left! No wholesome! Now hope! No happy! Just poof :(
| >>745675
Butttttt... No! Don't be cute to me! There's no wholesome left! Nothing left! Poof is only option!
| OP prove that you're actually cute and not some ugly liar who is just selfish enough to call themselves cute
| >>745696
Again, I don't mind showing my body, but you have to ask nicely, or poof. Simple as that!
| being cute is poofing
| >>745721
I don't have pizza! I wanted pizza :(
>>745728
Everything is poofing! There's nothing left that isn't poofed :(
| What is "poof" anyway?
| >>745759
I-
That's almost uncomfortable!
Mhh. You ask a little weird but you're not being mean, so, it's okay! I'll send a picture or two soon!
| But no face! No way!
| And no revealing clothes!
| Here you go :3 https://imgur.com/a/pGP0DEb
| >>745776 nooo, I want revealing clothes! And your face, and also a photo of your ID and of credit card with security code and of your Facebook password and...
| >>745803
Soon! But there's a reason why no revealing clothes. I'm legal and treated as an adult where I live, but still a few months until I'm legal everywhere.
>>745811
Wouldn't you like to know :3
| OHLY FUCK THIS THREAD IS A FUCKING TRAP BY FBI AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
| Not a problem though.
| 1+1=5
| >>745828
Nah ah! It's not! It's just normal thread! You're the ones who just didn't consider it.
>>745846
Aww! Thank you!!!
Hmmm... I wil consider not poofing. But just for you!
>>745823
That's not a gender you silly! Sounds like you watch too much anime.
| there are a lot of cats here nowadays
| Okay g/u/rls I feel a little mean...
I'm just being confusing to you! You haven't gotten the right guess but I wouldn't tell you even if you did!
So it's okay if you don't want to do more guesses because I'm just being a silly to you if you do :3
| Make i'm cute 2 thread, i want to talk more about pizza
| Pineapple on pizza is a crime against Italians
| >>746044
Wait! I didn't notice! This thread is almost full! That's, almost silly. I feel a little flattered :3
>>746048
Next thread will have no pizza talk allowed! No more pizza drama! Ever!
| More exclamation marks! More exclamation marks!!!
| SAY YOUR GENDER BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
| I DON'T WANT TO POOF
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| I realised that sometimes I'm a bit of a cutie and it made me happy :3