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Avoiding doctor visits

| Idk why I'm a dumbass (and broke) but I've been having constant burping for the last 2 years and the longer I wait the more embarrassed I am over telling anyone about it.

Dunno why I kept quiet in the first place, maybe cause it doesn't sound like something serious (and thus a waste of money). I mean I'm not exactly dying of cancer here

Will finally go tommorow and see what's up, covid situation might make it not ideal but I really can't safe face here. I'm just a dumbass


| I know the specific moment it started, just after I finished a bowl of cheap ramen. And at first I brought it up to my parents who just gave me some baking soda mixed with water. That did fuck all so I was just "alright just don't think about it and it'll go away"

In the two years time I learned to hold it in and even burp on command. So if there's no cure for my dumbass that bowl of spicy ramen gave me a cool party trick ability at least.


| Damn. Constant burping for two years? That's a weirdly mundane curse you got.


| Have you tried another bowl of spicy ramen?


| >>736383 maybe she should try menthol ramen to cancel

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