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Shitting in public restrooms
| >advance by take your shit ,and throw it to everybody
| >be me
>Farting and shitting on the toilet
>Vietnam might have been hard
>but it learned me enough to know how to handle this situation
>Just need to throw shit out of cover until they retreat
>Then in the night I'm gonna try to use the moonlight to retreat to my base
>Wish me luck g/u/rls
| >73586 Good luck. Don't forget to pack some shits back to base too.
| >>73566 Download some loud fart sounds, set as your right tone, ask a friend to call you back in 1 mins, go out like a normal g/u/rl and wash your hand, your phone rings, answer the call while you walk away
| *set as your ringtone
| I was at a train station in China and the washroom had no doors on the stalls. I held it in.
| >>73698 Well, then you should have just blasted some cringy dubstep music to mask the fart noise!
Wait, you are not OP...
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| I just made a bunch of really loud farts and now I can't leave here for the next half an hour... Send help.