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Ayy what the fuck

| just had my second real talk with a tinder match. And we small talked a bit, then we had a heated discussion about politics and it seemed like I pissed her off. Then she wanted to go to sleep. Then we talked about philosophic stuff and Life and everything. And suddenly we talk about the kinkiest stuff and she is like so fucking kinky, more than me and hot af and wtf is this, is this normal? Like help is this a dream? She seems intelligent, funny, browsers boards, plays vg. h e l p


| WAKE UP


| >>72600 OP I think she is out of your league, and if you guys cannot agree on much, then any relationship between you two will not last, you should cut your loses and bail.


| Just shove your big black capitalism to her tight communism and your problem will be solved


| >>72608 but to quote her a little bit, and I'm not motherfucking kidding;
'You are so cute'
and after we talk about the kinky stuff n shit
'honestly you're super cute n I'm dying rn cs I want Dick'
'please let me suck your cock'
etc.

Like wtf how why is this, this is great, this seems like the start of some sort of hentai, even the shit I'm writing now, like on a board and shit like wtf

SHE EVEN ASKED ME IF I KNOW FUCKING 4CHAN LIKE WHAT IS THIS GRILL


| >>72608 and like y about politics we had a heated discussion but we agree on our Life philosophic which is nice


| philosophy* fml sorry autocorrect and it's too fucking late


| >>72625 BAIL, GETTING WITH A SLUT IS THE WORST THING YOU CAN POSSIBLY DO, IF SHE BROWSES 4CHAN, THEN CHANCES ARE THAT SHE IS REALLY FUCKED UP.


| Sounds cool op! :3


| It's a fucking anon fucking with you more than likely nigga.


| >>72692 welp could be a catfish but I heard her voice so I doubt it.

>>72670 ayy <3

>>72632 Welp she is into being a slut n stuff, hopefully she likes being a personal slut tho
And y she is fucked up, but so am I.


| Honestly OP go for it, just be yourself and don't fall so fast that it hurts

Girls who are that open are the best imo


| >>72719
>hearing voice

Yeah that's pretty difficult to bullshit, I think you're solid, OP. Enjoy your date, and make sure to use protection! ;3


| just give it a go u donthave anything to lose. if she turns outto be a dude well


| >>72956 Well.. traps aren't gay and the dick only makes it better or something.


| bump


| >>72771
Actually getting the voice down isn't too tough, but yeah op shouldn't worry about it


| I cannot not recommend enough


| >>73960 (I mean it takes time but it's certainly something that I think and guy can pull off)


| Just enjoy her while it lasts.


| ^ this
by my calculation she is 78.9% fucked up


| >>74263
Yeah, enjoy it because it won't last forever op. Eventually one of you will die surrounded by dozens of grandchildren, the fruits of your love.

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