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Anyone play tabletop rpgs and have some stories?
| played pathfinder and we had a ranger that wanted to play geralt like know-it-all about every enemy
I swear his rolls were cursed or something he only rolled 1 for the entire campaign so he was the dumbest witcher of all AND always shot me in the back during fights
eventually we broke his bow so he had to use a dagger but we were still afraid to be near on his turn
| GURPS 5e; we had a cyberpunk game and one of the missions we had to stop a chem production, we ended up in a shootout where one of the guards failed their shotgun aim so bad they hit their colleague, which made them take a fright check that they've also failed making them just give up and cry on the floor over how much of a fuck up they are in life.
| Same game started in a clichéd bar meet up scenario, GM went on describing everyone till he got to a sleezy dude harassing a hooker, our butch biker character Rose instantly walked up and punched the dude which she nat crit and smashed this fuckers face THROUGH THE TABLE!
This started a barfight with a biker gang which we won and after that Rose decided to actually pay the hookers to fuck upstairs, the GM's script just FLEW out the window but even he agreed the start was shit.
| Played dnd where our barbarian literally rolled non-stop crits for attacks, but pretty much failed most other things.
| I had a D&D 5e campaign that lasted for over half a year, and the characters and player were so scuffed that every session had, like, 2-3 great or just straight up retarded stories from them.
Short version of one of them though, would be two of our players sneaking off alone and doing a lot of political shit with kings around the world there and doing elaborate (very spontaneous but somehow good) plans that turned most of the kingdoms against eachother and similar stuff.
| One day though, the smartest of the two wasn't there for the first half of the session so his character was sleeping in the dwarf and giant capitols which was where they were staying at the time doing dealings with the kings there
Long story short: the dumb one managed to, in half a session, accidentally kill the king of giants and hundreds of soldiers different nations, undo all the political shit they had been doing up until that point and turn four entire nations against them.
| *from different nations
So basically, when the smart one came to the session halfway through, he was immediately brought in to court.
And a little side note would be that another player who was allied with one of the kings/leaders who showed up for the battle where that all unfolded, kinda tossed a bomb that hit about 5 of the most powerful characters and leaders in this games world. Not nearly enough to kill any, but, it didn't end well for those two players.
| Alien invasion happens,they are abducted, fought their way oit side but the whole armada is against them, player: I wanna hack a turret! Dice:1
He he ramdomly types on keyboard and a red button glows, he pesses it and the turret self destructs, he somehow tanked a point blank explosion and we just laughed, now we have a stigma against red buttons and fake hacking memes
| Y'all's stories are so interesting. Please, keep going
| My friend w/ his friends was playing in some kind of Fallout TTRP. He was mostly an observer but sometimes he played as an enemy. There was a lot of funny shit but i remember only this moment: 3 players in some high tier armor(including power armor) see a small Enclave patrol w/ power armor and some good gear overall. They decide to hide, but they was in a fucking field w/ no trees, bushes or anythig.
| GM says: "you can't just hide here, you understand that, right?"(Quick note here: in ther game rogue had a skill to hide himself AND a teammate.) Then rogue just roll a double crit and hide himself and both teammates. After that GM tryed to find them, but he couldn't. So 3 people just fucking disappeared in an open field without using stealth-boy.
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| I was wondering if anyone has some tabletop rpg stories and if anyone plays 'em. Just wanna read and swap stories.