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You have three wishes
| Infinite wishes and infinite genies.
And a large soda.
| I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish.
| i wish for a water canister that never runs out of water, then to be happy
| 1. Infinity count of wishes what will Genie realise for me.
2. Own place to live
3. Meet with her <3
4. Being able slow time as in Accel World
5. Laptop with highest Performence
6. Switch + All games (digitally of course)
7. HTC Index
8. Own private jet
..It's all for now Genie, more wishes i will tell you tomorrow, now you can rest *giving Coke for Genie*
| My own house on the us east coast, everyone i know forgets my existence, and infinite money
| 1.IRL zane as my boss
2.first wish but better
3.zane
| 1. Finally be thin/buff and attractive
2. No longer be paranoid
3. My car remains in its current mechanical state (no more degradation/entropy) until my death
| 1. Get me a job I am okay with
2. Fix my mental health
3. Julianne Natalie Stingray
| Infinite cum source
| 1. Permanent power to freeze time
2. Permanent power to unfreeze time
3. Permanent power to move in frozen time
Ain't having any of that monkey paw shit.
| I can't believe you've done this
| I would wish for a middle class, steady income.
I would wish for things to be easier for my best friend because he has it very difficult and stuff.
Then I would wish for the COVID vaccine to be ready and mass distributed for free all over the world, because my best friend is high risk and I want to get to visit him as soon as possible.
| >>717084
>you die
>the canister outlives you
>it gets flipped at some point in the history of earth
>water starts gushing out
>a few hundreds of years later the whole earth is flooded
>you've just killed everyone
| 1. I wish that my physical, metaphysical, spiritual, and actual being is unaffected by temporal conditions and changes hereafter.
2. I wish that all temporal wishes and splits are recursive unto a singular timeline (ie by changing something in the past it retcons the present and does not split into a second timeline)
3. I wish that wish granting genies never, from the beginnings of existence to the end, ever existed
| 1. peepeepoopoo real
2. 100$
3. I wish to release the genie cuz slavery is kinda fucked up even though I just benefited from it
| 1. World peace
2. For climate change to be solved
3. End world hunger
| 1. Release
2. the
3. Kraken
| Girlfriend, job I enjoy or a job that pays good and release the genie should they want it.
| 1.) Become magical girl
2.) please fucking fix the world im fucking begging
3.) freedom for the genie. go to disneyworld or something
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| Genie appears! What do you want?