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Different types of drunk

| My friends have been trying to get me drunk on whatever they can get their minor hands on, from cheap beer to vodka jello shots. Me being the plague that I am, haven't been noticably drunk.
I've been wondering; what's the best alcohol to get drunk off of? I don't normally drink, only when they're trying to get me drunk.
Not peer pressure btw, they just like pushing me around and I act like I'm reluctant.


| Well, first of all - eat less before drinking. You can drink on an empty stomach for a better effect, but that's very harmful. Second - try wine. Strangely enough even if vodka won't faze me - a good ol' bottle of red will start the show. Enjoy it for a while, if it won't help - focus on vodka. On the speed of consumption, to be precise. After that, if you're still sharp as a razor, you wanna make it swing. Drink something high in alcohol - and then low. Repeat until shitfaced.


| Also, it's normal to resist alcohol if you're not into drinking. It's been the same for our group when we started to do it - fairly late into our youth, so it's not just our then unharmed metabolism. I reckon that after some time your friends will get you drunk anyway.
Fuck being drunk, on that note.


| >>715780 >>715781
I've heard of cheap wine sold in boxes and bags, would there be any downside to guzzling down those?
Also, doing anything on an empty stomach ain't quite possible. A single burger is enough to keep me going for a good 18hrs


| Cut some Everclear with Dr. Pepper, then drink until you can't see anymore


| >>f85dea
i never had them in those containers, i usually just buy the cheapest wine i can find and get 2 bottles, maybe some sparkling water to mix it, mixing it with sparkly stuff should help get it faster into your system


| Wine in general really creeps up on people, which is why most people get shitfaced from it. There is no inbetween; you're sober and feeling fresh until you puke into a bush and are rolling on the floor


| imo I prefer being only a typsy but you do you op


| Accept that you have a high tolerance and dont do dumb shit that will injure your liver

This is absolutely the last thing you should be worried about. Staying cogent while drunk is a massive blessing.


| >>715802 Cheap booze - big headache, that's about it. Although that is not always the case - sometimes there's some good sip in those bags. Overall - you won't die, so go for it if you want. \\ One burger will work fine, just don't eat properly beforehand.


| >>716134
It's pretty great


| People loving to drink something that makes them even dumber than usual (which is I must admit, quite a feat) as well as making them addicted and more likely to get cancer.
If you want to die that badly, there are other ways, that wouldn't imply being a nuisance to humanity.


| >>716146
>anti alcohol on a bartender fetishist board


| >>716310 *licks port off of Jill's feet*
What? Of course you have to!


| >>716303 It's funny but I thought the game was about a story and characters. If you think the game is about alcohol, you might have a problem.


| >>716348 It was also centered about those characters seeking solace in alcoholic beverages and you and using said beverages as a means of emotional manipulation. You mix drinks and change lives. Sometimes you also chug beer and fall apart in front of your crush.


| >>716310
Don't drink pure ethanol, kiddos.


| >>716303
I know right? I hate posers who play Valhalla but doesn't drink alcohol just like I hate people who play Skyrim but aren't sociopathic mass-murderers.

And don't get me started on cod. If you haven't killed at least 3 people you aren't allowed to play that game.


| >>716546 right?! Imagine playing mario but not liking to jump on animals or playing helltaker and not going to hell to find at least 1 cute demon girl

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