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I'm an actual alien for real AMA I swear I'm legit
| show pussy
| are you toxic
| Is THE Foundation a real thing?
| Is your mouth so long that you can do vacuum-like blowjob?
| Where is D.B. Cooper?
| Reporting you to MIB
| Where is your home planet?
How did you gate here?
Why are you here?
How are you not sick?
And how does your space ship work?
| This AMA sucks, al menos intenta esforzarte cucaracho.
| I am a real alien please ask me questions
| I'm an alien. I'm an illegal alien. I'm an Englishman in New York~
| Are you open for some interplanetary, unprotected secks?
| Invader here, got any questions?
| I'm not an alien, but I'll answer >>703005
Earth
I was born here
This question keeps me up at night :c
I feel like I'm coming down with a minor cold, so I might be kinda sick
I don't have a space ship, so it doesn't
| >>703005
>>703189
This planet is my home planet, or rather the home planet of my kind.
As one of the passengers of our mothership.
I'm here as one of the selected individuals to reinhabit our original home planet.
I am sick. The magnetic field of this planet ties my conscious to my body.
Your species has started calling our energy source "Element F".
| >>703203 interesting, historically speaking, when was the last time this planet was inhabited by your species?
| >>703208
Quite a while back. Your species wasn't around yet, neither was the magnetic field that causes this sense of individuality.
| >>703213 wait, you came here before life then, wtf, earth could only support life a few millions of years after the magnetic field was created, why come back if your species clearly was made to live in a oxygenless hell hole? Try venus or mercury.
| Oh shit. GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT.
| >>703214
Well and good, but the least of our current problems. We are receiving no support from the motherland, you shoot down all who leave the mothership, and the reactor is having a meltdown which will take the planet with it.
| >>703222 why dont you just ask for help? If you learn the locla lenguage and act peacefully noone will be discouraged to talk
| >>703224
We have been floating over your skies for what counts as three years in your time. Our smaller craft are shot down, the survivors hunted and killed. So far all our attempts to communicate have been met with violence and barbarism. We have devices that allow us to communicate with you, the problem is even attempting to approach is met with hostility. Funnily enough, we have no need of weapons and so do not have any, we are literally only able to come in peace
| >>703231 why dont you just make a big announcement? If everybody knows that you exist and what you are, it will become a more political matter and so they wont take action immediatly, you gotta learn to exploit our social systems dude
| >>703233
What bigger announcement is there? We are literally floating above one of your metropolises. Admittedly there are those among you who wish to cease the violence against us, but the ones in power are not having any of it.
| >>703246 hack radio signals and broadcast as world wide announcement, people here literally dont know aliens exist, silly of you to assume that just floating around is enough, its like our femalthing that we can read minds and then when we dont act like they want we are the ones that didnt get the hint
| >>703252
We are on the news though, frequently I might add. The city I speak of has basically learned to live under our shadow. There's an entire political movement based on being against or supporting us. The world is aware of our presence.
| My dick is rock hard. What to do?
| Huevo
| como estas haha im so funny and offensive
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