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What's the best way to kill a rat
| Befriend him. That's the best way
| HIT IT WITH A STICK!
| HANS, GET THE FLAMETHROWER
| Unless you have pets of your own then get some rat poison. Just make sure to keep clean afterwards.
An old fashioned rat trap works as well.
But please don't use those glue traps. They're cruel and ineffective.
| Give it pizza
| Ever read neuromancer? You get a revolver and two bullets. Headshots only.
| Nuke bomb, definitely
| >>691644 I checked in the book, and it turns out the guy who killed the rat had three bullets. it seems we are now under siege by cerberus rats.
| Rats are hard to kill. They dont drop dead after receiving critical brain damage. You need to smash their head with a second or third bullet to make sure it also shatters the base of their spinal cord.
| I don't kill rats because I'm more scared of dead rats
| I've decided on how I'm going to kill the rats...
I'm gonna flood my house.
| >>691783 if it's one of the rats described in this thread it might be time to burn the whole thing down and move away
| Get a cat
| Real talk, rats are smart the more you try and fail to trap it the harder it be to trap, poison works put food out then after a couple of nights mix food and poison I believe, only issue is poison travels up the food chain, so you might also kill a raccoon or a large bird or something
| >>691811
I have three cats in my house and they don't give a shit if they hear a rat.
Sometimes they can see a rat right in front of them and they just carry on sleeping.
| g u n
| >>691909 this lolol
My cat once saw a lizard get in through the door. He tracked the shit of that thing and brought to me so I could throw it outside! Proud cat mama lolol
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| OMFG THAT'S A FAT ASS RAT IN MY HOUSE, AND IM SCARES WHOLY SHIT, HOW DO A KILL THIS SON OF A BITCH. HELP ME G/U/RLS, HOW AM I'M SUPPOSED TO FINISH MY SCHOOL WORK THEN THERES THIS UGLY FAT FUCK RUNNING AROUND EVERYWHERE