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Anouncement from Gru
| Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no arrows, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, presisdent of the bank?! I
| I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrropllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on minions too!
| :/
| damn he piss be thumpin
| >>I PISSED ON THE MOON
So that's why the moon always look a bit yellow I guess.
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| I’ve come to make an announcement: Vector a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his human pointy dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Vector the villain, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what?