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| You're cute (//ω//)
| The first amendment grants me the right to call you a MEGA fagit.
Try to take that right from me and the second amendment comes into play.
>MEGA fagit
| no /u/
| You are not a nice person.
| I'm sorry. That felt too mean. I didn't mean it. I'm really sorry. You're great!
| We tend to overthink and panic about the future to a point that the days that we're currently existing and living in are unconsciously slipping away through our hands
| i have a fetish for sensual crying
| >>665425
The fifth amendment grants me the right not to call you anything. How you gonna deal with that, huh?
| booger
| Fuck you. Just fuck you. Imma cut you up open. Fuck you fuck you fuck. Fuck. Shit shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck. Fuck you fuck.
| Dear Martin Alex! I fucked you prick shit on our shit. I fucked you shit shat so. I ficked yeu mogol shit on you with shid. I you hem mogo taka mogo. I yeu fu mora so mora. I fekd u mogol shat in or shit. Giga fuka yolo biba fucka fuckity fuck shit shit.
| shit fuck cunt
| Mittens!
| I love you OP.
| something awful
| Penis.
| Something awful.
| cock and balls
| Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
| You have committed crimes against skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?
| Fuck thats so cringe
| BASED? CRINGE??? IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY
| I'm going to die.
Eventually.
| unironically pineapple pizza is best pizza
| I fart in your general direction!!!
| TRUTH: Those who hate chocolate mint flavored icecream are in the wrong.
| beans
| I'd like to stalk you and secretly shit in your food, piss in your hygiene products and inject your fingers with botex while you sleep. After several days of that I'll kidnap you and put in my basement in woods. You won't be able to move and you'll have to defecate and piss right in your pants. I'll also make sure to cut your hands and legs, rub honey on them and put maggots there so after a few weeks you'll be all infested and ready to be force fed your rotten self!
| something awful
| You're a miserable autist who'll never get better and will always be alone till death with how indecisive, short tempered and cringy you are.
Do I win?
| I had a dream this morning (and right before I just woke up too!) that my mom got shot on our doorstep while I was in headphones and it was snowing and her body was dragged away too because there were tracks
Cue waking up in fucking tears I guess
| >>670028
i had a dream we were in like a study group or something and somehow there was an atmosphere of no real safety and no real unity between members, almost as if we were all separately viewing the class from different locations. anyways i just kept getting attacked by ghoul-like things that looked like women on the ground (they were charging me and almost got knocked down) but i was on an elevated position in my room (on a big chest)
| >>670137
the focus of the study was like 10 meters in front of us but my room aint that big... anyways i wasn't really focusing on it until i realized it was what looked like a woman but with deep red skin and dark dark eyes and just felt evil or something in general. i think she had her hands tied behind her back or at least immobilized. and then i looked down and she had her legs kinda spread, and i stared at her massive semi-hard red cock, i remember staring at its frenulum
| >>670139
and i was like what the fuuuck... and then i saw that she noticed my stare and her face morphed into a memorable fucking evil arousing grin and she was staring directly at me with her black eyes and her dick grew even further
and then i looked down and she was blowing a balloon?? with her cock??? with hands tied behind her back????
i remember thinking wtf and i woke up. and of course i fapped
| AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH screw this gay corona shit, screw my studies I just wanna be good at stuff without doing shit
| trans rights
| nigger
| person of african-american descent
| weeb
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| fite me fagit