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How does one woo a 3D girl?
| Don't worry about the ones already out there, just 3D-print your own.
The good ones are already taken by danger/u/.
| Pretend to be a boy in danger/u/, yeah you gotta catfish some g/u/rls
| Danger/u/ dating thread?
| I wish I had the bloody answer, be confident I guess
| Wait, hold on! Are you saying that 2D girls aren't good enough!?
| 4d girls it what hip nowadays, if you don't have a omniverse waifu then your a shill.
| your mistake is trying to woo
if you have to convince someone to be into you then you're setting yourself up for failure later
just let things happen naturally, it's way more likely to work out that way
| O.o
| Have money that's all I can tell you
| Listen here OP, what ya gotta do:
>Talk to the female
>Lull her into a false sense of security with some light conversation
>Grab them when they are distracted, and drug them.
>Transport them to your mother's basement.
>Bam. You got yourself a fine lady friend in 5 easy steps.
| the same way you scam little kids out of their counter strike skins on steam. you just have to trick her into becoming your girlfriend.
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| Refer to title.