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Unlucky bed, 6 months old, $40 for quick sale.
| Then this happened. My mojo was gone. I haven't had any action for over 6 months! Not a sniff. My game has completely fallen apart. I've crashed and burned more times than Maidsy's career. Even fat girls have been passing me up! Why did I throw my old smelly futton into the river?!! It can't be a coincidence. That bed is jinxed. Hopefully you'll have better luck than me.
| Contact me on the outside line. Ask for sex.
| Almost deleted this thread, then saw it was a meme. Lol.
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_rWl-jaAiU
| bump
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| I am interested although in sex, not bed.
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| I've got to get rid of this bed. Don't get me wrong - it's a great piece of furniture: sturdy frame, memory from mattress, mahogany headboard. I was so excited when I bought it. I couldn't wait to put it through it's paces with the first drunken college chick I could find.