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Suicide methods! Give me some!!
| Just don't kill yourself
| Hire an assassin to kill you and trying to kill them while you at it
| Paint a road leading to a painted fake tunnel on the side of a cliff and have an uber driver try to drive through it
| >>a54a9a this actually sounds pretty cool, but im not able to find/afford onr
>>c44b59 that way some ubet driver would be victim of my own desires, and i don't want that shit
>>4053f4 I'm still debating it, but if i do, i want to at least do that right
| Shotgun to the head.
But rather this >>655629
I have been through a lot and it can get better. It takes time and a lot of effort though.
Nonetheless I'm able to see the beauty again and so I'm greateful I pulled through it
| From what I'm reading here it doesn't sound all too much like you wanna be dead.
I mean as a basis if you're having to think about suicide you'd just do it however was easiest.
| People who want to be dead just get in with it and kill themselves, but you're thinking about it, trying to make a spectacle of it, and still having decency towards others like the hypothetical Uber driver.
To me that seems a lot like you still have things tying you to this world, and that's gonna be hard to let go of.
| I don't know what it is that's making you feel like suicide is an option for you, you haven't provided us any detail as such, but I do know that whatever it is isn't so massively impactful that it's made you give up all hope for the world of the living.
| My advice: Put the suicide thing on the back burner until you can figure out what's bothering you, and try to work through it as a living person. If that doesn't work then come back here and I'm sure we'll all be happy to give more zany suicide methods.
| I have a set of conditions, if i ever met any of those i am, without any hesitation kill myself, i already have a route to that building and the knife I'll use, and overall im pretty fucking useless, stupid, and bad at the things i want to be better at, and that's my fault, no one should suffer or be affected by my mistakes, also i do want to die, i really do, am i scared of it? No. Am i to much of a pussy to do it now? Well, yeah.
| Also to reply properly;
>>609f29 it's myself, i am the problem and i have the guilt. And suicide has always been an option, I've just never been able to grasp it
>>609f29 it's been on the back burner for 3 years now
>>609f29 i honestly wish i wouldn't have been born, or that i would've killed myself earlier, but I've always treated it as a joke, it's easier to deal with it that way
| Broken neck and back from attempting auto fellatio.
| Don't kill yourself.
| Asking that is equivalent to asking someone to kill you. Only a fool would take the responsability.
Moreover, know that if you try to commit suicide, you'll probably fail. Many attemps fail and especially first ones, and considering that you talked about using a knife, I'm pretty sure this attempt wouldn't be a great success.
And a failure means that you'd probably undergo some forced therapy, which you don't want, I can assure you.
So at least be reasonable, if not hopeful.
| >>655657 An option is one of the things you can do when making a choice to achieve some desired outcome. If you die, there is no outcome you'll ever see. Calling it an option is outright wrong.
You probably think right now that you are 'better off dead.' It's not your fault for thinking that, it's something you have to fight against. Nothing can ever be better if you aren't alive.
| stabbing yourself in mid air is gonna be hard. first you need to practice tying your shoes in mid air! otherwise you might not have the calmness and precision required to perform dexterous activity while being blasted by air friction and distracted by the fight-or-flight response and what not.
| >>655681 first! No, I'm asking for a sure method, im not asking anyone to kill me, second! That's why i made this thread so that i could avoid any chance of failure!>>655688
Thanks for the support but I've already made my mind, if any of the conditions I've set occurs i will kill myself, no matter how much I want to do it right now, I'll wait for any of those. That said i want to be sure that, i won't fail my attempt, that's why I need to know about any other methods
| >>d7299c Sounds like you're making excuses to me. If you want to die you want to die, setting criteria is just delaying it because you won't admit that you want something to change.
| G/u/rl, you need to cuck Death by living a long and happy life.
Don't just be another notch in his scythe! You are better than that!
| The most sure way to commit suicide is to find someone you can love, marry them, grow old together, maybe have some kids together, and then eventually die. Everyone who's ever taken that route has died. 100% mortality rate. Please consider it OP.
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| Heya, im planning to kill my, but im not sure how, so far I've thought of jumping from a Parking building but since that's not a sure death i wanna stab my throat midair, since that's kinda cool and in best case scenario it would be "overkill" but im not so sure about it, therefore if you've got better methods I'd like to hear them!