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Pinktext stories, anyone?
| >be casual jokester who also deals in sarcasm
>spend a moment thinking about how I could build on this joke
>the words that come out of my mouth are "Oh, I wouldn't worry about that, ma'am - I'm gay."
>awkward silence
>nobody says anything else
>they just hand me the necessary cash and I hand them the food
How hard did I fuck up? I still feel awkward from this.
| >>64922 You did ok man.
>be me, 18
>become irritatingly sexually attracted to a friend
>just had a breakup a lil while beforehand, which will continue to fuck me up for the next 11 months or so
>past relationship had a 6-year lead-in because I was both a dumbass and a child and had no sex drive
>hang out with new crush friend
>he mentions that gee he really likes it when friends ask him for casual sex and that golly gee he just so happens to have sex planned this Tuesday
| >be me, struggling to figure out why he might be saying this
>"Uhh, nice, sounds like a good time!"
>play it off like it never happened
>repeat this three more times on three more maybe-dates
>repeat this several more times while hanging around at school
Did you think he wanted my dick, g/u/rls?
| That's red text, not pink, you blind
| >>65027
Wanna fite?
>be me
>get hex for the text
>#ED145B
>is dominantly red, followed by magenta and yellow
>red+magenta+yellow makes a pink
| >>64922
Honestly I think that was a great response, an awkward things to get the transaction over but give them something to laugh about later is the best
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| I'll start.
>be me, 19
>job is at world's most generic drive-thru burger chain
>be cashier for about two years now
>shitpaysokay.png
>pretty much a role model for new employees at this point
>be working some nights ago
>car rolls up to the window, I tell them their price
>driver (a lady) turns to the man sitting in the passenger seat in a second
>turns back around
>"Actually, my boyfriend says I should just show you my boobs."
>in an obviously joking sarcastic way
Will continue.