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There's a cockroach in my room. Help?

| I sprayed a cockroach in my room with some roach spray and it crawled away to die in my closet- I think. I hope. I checked my closet and it's not on the floor. It's not on the closet doors. What should I do? Please help.


| scream for help


| Have a broom on hand at all times. Keep an eye out. When you see the roach, smack it, again and again and again and again.

Cockroaches are undying so you NEED to make sure they won't get up again. A spray or two isn't going to cut it.


| I recommend flamethower, not a single living organism would survive that. Pistol works too but you have to use it on yourself.


| Don't sleep in that room ever again. Roach is plotting to get back at you when you're asleep.


| Tape the spray, throw it inside your closet, forget you ever had other clothes.


| Run

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