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I wanna die lol
| same
| Same
| same
| lmao same
| >>63615
> be me
> is on verge of killing self
> was going to drink a litre full of floor cleaner
> drank it anyway
> stopped midway with regrets
> "oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck"
> throat burning, tongue can't feel shit
> regret*100
> called 911
> vomited to the floor before any paramedics appear
> convulses, shaking, head pounding in panic
> woke up in a bed with people asking why I drank floor cleaner
> regret/100
| >>#63745 Say that you ran out of mouthwash
| >>63781 >>63779
holyshit man lmao
eh, happy that you're alive. i'd be pretty salty if any of you g/u/rls actually succeed in killing yourselves when i haven't
| I wish suicide pacts were a thing here. And that I wasn't too afraid of them being covers for human trafficking operations to actually join one if they did exist.
| I wanna die roll
| I can help you all...
| Y'all be safe.
| I'd die but not from my own hands
| >>65065
Yeah, this.
I'm too much of a coward to take my own life, I guess. Even though I constantly feel like a worthless failure without any purpose to my existence and think that the world would be better off without me.
| Same. Ideally a cute girl would kill me.
| Suicide is a selfish thing, but nobody can say that you're selfish when you are dead
| To be honest the only thing stopping me from taking my life are my parents.
Not like our bond is super strong or anything, is just that I would hate for them to have wasted so much money on me just for me to kill myself after all that, but as soon as they're gone, ohhhh boii.
| rolling
| Y'all take care
| >>65201 indeed they still can, but the target won't care about it, because.
Uhh, because...
I have it, but i don't know what it is...
Uhhh....
Like, literally, i've just had it
You gotta find out that yourself
| >>65595
Yeah, that's obvious enough, but target not caring is still not the same as them not saying. But it's all just pointless semantics at this point.
| >>65238 if that is really your only excuse then i'm amazed by how flat-minded you are
Don't think of yourself as only meatbag who is made only to work.
That would be pityful, don't ya think?
| >>65597 Don't get me wrong, I get your point, but I just feel out of the world, I can't even socialize like a normal human being and I'm already 22. Either I'm depressed or apathetic, and both states sucks, then again I have no one to talk to, and even if I did, nobody cares. Not like I'm complaining about that, I think it's normal nowadays, but I'm just not like that. I feel like I was born in another age and as a result I just can't enjoy life. Not like I'm a meatbag or anything.
| >>66119 whose world is that?
Yours?
Theirs?
Ours?
Nobody. You don't just come to a group of people and say that you want to be their friends. Why don't you find some hobby?
Even the cringiest one can find you someone to be friends with
Like really
| >>63615 >>63628 >>63640 >>63742 >>63744 >>63745 >>64479 >>65065 >>65076 >>65238 I can help you all ^^
| >>66208 What I meant by that was that maybe I want something that doesn't exist on the world like friends to have deep conversations with or someone to share feelings with. I don't really know, since, as I said, I'm a social failure.
And I do have hobbies, playing videogames and watching series are hobbies I guess, but so far nothing. I mean, am I supposed to go everywhere asking people out of nowhere if they want to be friends with me? It's not like I have much to offer either.
| >>66377 Your presence, knowledge, interests, kinks and mind is what you offer. And that's special in its own right. Because all humans are different, and special or wonderful in they own way.
| *their
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| I'm feeling it
| Thanks for being my wingman on that :)
Highly appreciated
| >>66432 Well, then I guess that people around me isn't interested in those qualities.
You are right though, it's just that I'm still depressed as fuck for being like this.
| >>63615 >>63628 >>63640 >>63742 >>63744 >>63893 >>64024 >>64479 >>65076 >>65201 >>65314
Listen up g/u/rls, I LOVE YOU ALL.
Please remember 2 things:
1 - I'm not a nonexistent internet data-dust-clump, I'm a real person. And, this REAL person is telling you:
2 - I'm glad you're alive. I mean it.
In the future, if you are ever down, remember me. Remember that I'm rooting for you. Remember that you got lucky enough to have someone out there care for you.
Keep your head /u/p :^)
| >>67066 This g/u/rl is right. In tough times we should stand together.
We've all been through very hard times, or will be, at some point in our lives where we needed help or suggestions from others. So we are here to support you and help you out. Look forward instead of backwards, there may be greatness to come.
| As much as I want to be supportive, drinking floor cleaner was a really dumb idea, was that on an impulse? When I wanted to kms I took time to research every method, how to do it, what are the consequences, and what are the risks. Drinking bleach is as slow painful and highly non-lethal yet dangerous of a suicide method as it gets.
And yeah, socializing can be a bitch, but it's worth it. No matter if you are an introvert, or an extravert - people need people.
| >>67336
Floor-cleaner g/u/rl here, yes, it was impulsive. As much as I want to research about ways to kill myself, none of it has any weight in the end; life was shitty, I had to take the bullet or lose the chance.
Yes, it was dumb. I have been told over several times, and even I know how dumb it sounds, but in the end all I wanted was one simple thing: for my life to be over.
Do I care about the pain that comes with it? No, I have given up all things when I reach that point.
| Oh, and a few (sorta generic) anti-depression tips: find a hobby, something that non-conforming maybe , preferably something ghat will give you some growth as a person (even joggling would work), work out or just go for walks when you need to think things though, and if you feel down, just get something that usually makes you feel good. I like to get some snacks and watch a good movie in the comfort of my home.
| But as edgy as my last paragraph sounds like, in the end I was a bigger bitch than I thought; I couldn't even handle a simple floor cleaner, for heavens sake.
| ^ Both me, btw. I just had to use vpn.
| If we're discussinc suicide methods here.
There was that one guy.
Svobodan praljak
Funny thing cuz he drank cyanide
Actually it's not funny, but is still made into memes
| Same
| horizontal cut for attention, vertical for result
remember that
| >>69062
Shit, fam, you know how hard it is to actually follow a vein vertically? Especially since they like to hide a lot in my case because I'm chubby or whatever. At least when you cut horizontally you're bound to get several veins at once.
| >>69070
well, you were trying to suicide right? then don't care about some miss cut as long as you are losing blood, somehow after many cuts you might be getting the veins
| Have never thougt of killing myself. Even though my only friend is my highschool ex-classmate, I don't have a girlfriend and barely manage to save money for new clothes. I guess you are all pussies that are too afraid to end their lives.
| We've had a guy at work who tried to slice his throat in wc in the middle of a day. Now we're getting ton of cctvs installed in the offices. And he didn't even manage to die in the end.
So at least in death, don't be an asshole like this guy to us living folks.
| Well I wasn't that serious, I don't even know the man. Still, most of the talk on the incident that I heard was in irritated tone, like "why he wasn't sensible enought to do it at home?" and "great, now they're going to put cameras in the toilets".
I imagine if I were to commit suicide I would make sure to not make it an inconvenience. But I'm not suicidal, maybe that's not how it works.
| As much as I'd rather be dead, the world might be coming to an end soon. Here's hoping! I can't wait.
| im already ａｐｉｓｕｉ ｐｅａｐ
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| what? you expect a story?
fiiine..
>be me
>be like, "i wanna die lol"