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What is your 'I'm dumb as fuck' moment?
| Click on this thread.
| Opening danger/u/ instead of working
| asking for 3 croquette when there's only 2 on display.
| being silent and asocial in school, clinging to the mature kid stereotype and to my smart kid reputation, then slowly figuring out that i've atrophied my social abilities, exchanging basic human fulfillment, the experience of friendship, and active happiness for a semblance of praiseworthy behavior in terms of classroom restrictions; realizing that i've been screwed out of relatable human intimacy for life because school wanted me to be mature instead of just being a kid.
| I still remember the moment from my childhood when I was walking with my parents in a park or some shit, then, because I didn't pay attention I went ahead of our group and ended up close to some other family. I called out to the man because I thought he was my dad only to realize I am a fucking retard and then just silently retreated to my family as they laughed.
I know it's just a dumb kid being dumb but fuck this still makes me want to strangle my younger self.
| Fckin existing. I hate how dumb i am irl.
| >>980d02 oh wait i have one. Continuing to pursue someone despite all the obv signs that they're toxic af. I'm big brain like that.
| I xoaplayed as kanna joined this show and forgot my dance moves on stage fuck
| When I realised that Roy didn't have tipper, but rather a bigger hitbox close to himself. I always thought Roy was the one with tipper. It's sad.
>>630595
Cute.
| taking a knife to my wrists
I'd do it again though
| taking a knife to my wrists
I'd do it again though
| I met this wonderful woman which seemed to really appreciate my company and we became great friends who had a lot of fun together. 8 years prior of meeting me she ended a bad relationship with a man that did horrible things to her. The following 8 years she only dated women.
After we met and became close she broke up with her current girlfriend and confessed to me that she thinks she's actually straight and has been craving men for some time due to her unfulfilled sexual desires.
| >>630985
Cont
One evening shortly thereafter she invited me over to cook sushi, have a couple of glasses of wine and we even shared a joint. Afterwards she said "you can go and lay down in bed and wait for me while I finish the dishes".
I didn't say anything back. Why inner response was basically "wut? I'm not tired... I'll just stare at her aquarium instead". So that's what I did...
I'm such a fucking idiot for missing that rare and obvious gesture...
| >>630985 >>630986
tl;dr
A horny, kind-hearted petite sexually unfulfilled 36 year old milf invites me over to start a mind-blowing sexual relationship with me(Get it, with ME!!) and me idiocy didn't see it until it was too late.
I declare myself the undisputed king of this thread until proven otherwise.
| That time I didn't tell her how I feel.
| I havw so many but probably whenever i have a problem doing something at work and i ask help from my Trainer. They point out the error and so far all of it had been so obvious that it's embarrassing that i didn't notice them. It's always like an "OF COURSE! THAT'S IT!" Facepalm moment for me. Smh
| Trying to drink water with a mask on. So simple, yet so stupid.
| Looking for my glasses when I'm wearing them
| >>631452
Speak for yourself. No one wants you to speak for them.
And why is it so unbelievable? Two 30+ adults being interested in each other isn't even uncommon wtf is even wrong with you.
| I once tried to blow up a petard and pulled a string but it was cut in half for some reason. So ofc I put my fingers inside the petard to pull on the rest of the string... Thankfully, I didn't get any permanent damage.
| when i wake up in the morning
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| Just had one few hours ago and still feeling embarassed as hell