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ITT - Times you stole something by accident
| I used to steal things from the daycare just cuz I thought "why not?" I literally just thought there are no reasons not to since there would be no repercussions, I also once ran away from the day care all the way home for a similar reason, I thought "people wouldn't leave the gates open if they wanted me to stay"
| A reverse of OP's topic:
> be me
> forgetful at times
> bought a hot dog from some random hot dog stand
> hot dog was 1.99, gave a $5 bill instead
> said thank you to the seller and left
> at home, hot dog eaten
> forgot to get the change from the hot dog stand
> realized that the seller just accidentally stole the money
| i have borrowed and kept pencils at least ten times now
| I logged into another students computer to use Google drive, by doing so my account automatically synchronized my passwords with his and so I accidentally bought items from eBay on his account
| The time I stole my own virginity
I was a fresh Sandwich in my prime and wasn't taking shit from anyone, not even Eleanor could put me down. I walked along a maze of blood stains to find that it was me all along, the BLT. God damn I'm good. Had every PI and Dick this side of the White House coming my way. The worst thing too, no cheese. How and the hell could there be no cheese. It was time I took things into my own hands, so I did. And that's how I earned the Medal of Honor guys.
| Typical. they give out medals like participation trophies these days.
first Obama, and now sandwichg/u/rl.
| Time I stole my self. I was back on the beat,my meat that is,ha jerkin it. Avery called in a 187, it was on himself. He was time traveling again. As I turned on my siren and sped off it started to rain. Not again. I pulled up to see that past Avery was already there with an ambulance. He covered present avery with a coat. Poor Averys. At least he has spare livers if he needs em. Maybe it was the cold night or the smell of Chinese food, but it was almost as if he was still here.
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| >Be me
>Be 4 years old
>Be forgetful
>One day dad stopped at gas station
>This gas station had a little store that sold snacks and drinks
>I grab some candy from the shelf and ask my dad if I can have it
>He says no
>I get distracted and walk out of the store with the candy accidentally putting it in my pocket
>Remember and tell dad when we get home
>He scolded me and returned the candy to the store
>mfw I could've kept the candy