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Got any good anti jokes
| Barber: What do you want?
Me: Make me look good, please.
Barber: Ok *cuts hair* How is it?
Me: Looking good, thanks.
| What's red and smells like blue paint?
red paint
| What green and red and smells like shit? Green and red shit.
| What's smol and flat and gets you in jail? an arrest warrant
| ^ this is the shit
| how do you make a clown cry?
kill his family
| What does a Pirate do on the PC?
Clicking the Enter button.
| What's green, has 4 legs, and when it's flying on your head you will probably be dead?
A billiard table.
| What's worse than a dead baby in a trashcan?
Ten dead babys in a trashcan.
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